missbethany
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About me
The song that encapsulates the soundtrack of my life is?
"Where Is My Mind?" -the Pixies
If I could have one person read my writing on SMITH it would be?
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
What six words would I tell my teen self if I could go back in time?
Don't be afraid. I love you.
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Dead Battery
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
the beach
In bed I like to read:
about the Donner party
My favorite story of all time is:
Bernice Bobs Her Hair
Right now, I'm reading:
The Love of the Last Tycoon
Latest Memoir (of 59):
Been ready for Apocalypse since kindergarten.
- Been ready for Apocalypse since kindergarten.
- My best friends? Mostly dead authors.
- Confused after forgetting the bad times.
- Not at all what it seemed.
- I would do it differently. Mostly.
- Friends don't let friends write epilogues.
- Tan as Catherine, drunk as David.
- Getting paid in grande vanilla lattes.
- What kind of question is that?
- Massachusetts teachers get more snow days.
- Firm handshake, eye contact, no complaining.
- The custodians' names: Carmelo and Leo.
- Reading my memoir on someone's teeshirt.
- Keep self happy, relocate to sun.
- Take bracelet off before using laminator.
