About midniterose1977
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Woke up, stepped in pee, again.
My Stories
- This new year had perfect timing!
- I am more than six words!
- Hello! My name is The Procrastinator.
- The stress is definitely killing me.
- Summed up with one word: Waiting.
- Turbulent and Serene in equal measures.
- Tragedy became opportunity became fortune became...
- Sixteen wonderful years spent without you.
- Thirty-two years alive; fourteen loving you.
- My love is undiminished by time.
- I slept with him. Move on!
- Book shelves. Plant shelves. Cat shelves?
- Real life begins to resemble imaginary.
- Occasionally known to speak without thinking.
- Sometimes it's better to give in.
- Pot, incense, and 3EB. 17 again!
- Ran out of things to say.
- I choose him in every scenario.
- If I could do it over?
- The slugs are ruining my garden.
- Get Ready! Because it's coming now.
- Their deaths made my birthdays bittersweet.
- 32 today, but was 16 yesterday!
- Never put high premium on it.
- Thirty-two and finally (finally!) joining workforce.
- My First Job: Relieved, Excited, Terrified.
- That wretched phone will not obey!
- Handicapped by lifetime of low expectations.
- I like the structure of six-word.
- A lifetime of missed chances and...
- My thoughts are enigmatic song lyrics.
- Many dreams, but just one focus.
- Passionately devoted to one beautiful dream.
- But then maybe it shouldn't be.
- It is still not any easier.
- Got bitten by screech owl today.
- So tired of worrying about money.
- Busted my ass for an A-.
- I am back where I started.
- Oh.... Look then leap? I see!
- Already depleted lifetime supply of luck.
- I did not see that coming.
- Paying creditors is easier than dodging.
- I will always remember you, fondly.
- I wonder if she heard me.
- I constantly fear their sudden deaths.
- 10 years of love and guilt.
- I will party like it's 1999.
- And finally, a level playing field.
- $25,000 later, I ask, now what?
- Does not live up to potential.
- My epithet: Should have studied more.
- Yes, but what does that mean?
- Truth is, I don't want it.
- The squirrels made me do it!
- Can't sleep again, too much caffeine.
- Dreams defined by flying and falling.
- Nothing vodka and cranberry won't fix.
- Youth hiding in an undisclosed location.
- Camouflaged in suburbia; minivan not included.
- Amused easily by stories about squirrels.
- It snows, and I smile, longingly.
- The meaning of my life is?
- Can winning lotto be the answer?
- Pot roast soothes the battered soul.
- My story is one of endurance.
- Fourteen years spent defying the odds.
- Fat and lazy, but surprisingly happy.
- Woke up, stepped in pee, again.
- I never read the fine print.
- Collections,
and ulcers,
Job hunting still. - Graduating from college, finally. Now what?
- Though not meant for it, trying.
- Memories, always better than reality? Maybe.
- Successfully proving him wrong every day.
- Turned out well, considering the circumstances.
- Crippled by inability to eliminate options.
