My Stories

• spinning my wheels and getting nowhere.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Without ovaries, no professor positions available.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• "You're not pretty enough," he said.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My life could win a Razzie.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Getting horizontal is the great equalizer.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Coffee, my nectar of the Gods.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• artist seeking a new blank canvas.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Meet my new boyfriend, Glen Fiddich.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Global warming didn't shovel my driveway.

  In Six Words on The Green Life

• Words thrown like a hard punch.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No purchase can fill this void.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• NOTHING is scarier than a clown.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Johnny Walker Black, my new friend.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Mom's turning 80. I feel old.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• At 47, worried about nursing-home life.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Shiksa volunteering at temple rummage-sale. Oy....

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Unemployed wife needs to appear busy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• unemployment makes for easy tax filing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• it's just a matter of time.....

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Irish girl attends temple for kiddish.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• 4am is a lonely time o'day.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Got my health. All that matters.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Middle-aged college professor returning to school.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• careful giving sledgehammers to menopausal women.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• "You're everything to me," he lied.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Love the demo. Hate the mess.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I shovel snow, therefore, I am.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• His excuse was he was drunk.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• He promised to keep our secret.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• he promised he would never tell.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Demoing bathroom- serious release of aggression.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Waiting for the dust to settle.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Catch leprechaun.
  Raise unicorns.
  Get job.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• Shoveling snow so dogs can pee.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wake up. Throw up. Sleep. Repeat.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Taking out aggressions on bathroom demo.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Sent my baby back to college.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I never know who to believe.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No one RSVP's anymore, do they?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Eat, sleep, work, play, love..... sweetly.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• To my son's ex-girlfriend, "FUCK YOU!"

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why can't people just behave themselves?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Son missed flight. Please, God....please!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Step-daughter dissed me on Facebook. Ouch.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Son arrives Wednesday. That's my Christmas.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Baked cookies all day. Ate nothing.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Care less what other people think.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• You were the princess last time.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Florida: Geriatrics swimming with hats on.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• There's worse things than drinking alone.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Feel free to color outside lines.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He laughs at all my jokes.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I will reduce my carbon footprint.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• give more. take less. be nicer.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• No one will ever know! Promise!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Is love supposed to be food?

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• He had it all. Wasn't enough.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Promise to quit smoking, I think.

  In Six-Word Resolutions

• I am much luckier than most.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Unemployed artist. Will paint for food.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Josh Groban, "O Holy Night", goosebumps.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I don't occur to my brother.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Christmas shopping for people I dislike.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• As I awaken, exhaustion sets in.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• am incapable of learning new things

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She wanted Mary. She got Rhoda.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• My religion was skewered over turkey.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I traded my independence for security.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• He mocks me for friends' laughter.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• "The check's been mailed," she lied.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It's not me. It's totally you.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Stop giving trophies for showing up!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Aging well despite my efforts otherwise.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Most people suck. Befriend the others.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Everyone's their own form of crazy

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• So glad I had a boy.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Liars make me suspicious of EVERYTHING.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Unpaying tenant has kids. Can't evict.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Someone's lying to me, but who?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Will love him til I die.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• love is conditional. it's ALWAYS conditional.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Surgery tomorrow. Prefer the word "procedure".

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Dad's hospitalized, my brother doesn't call.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I love my house. Why leave?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Settling house making noises. Quite unsettling.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Was fat, broke, unemployed. No longer....

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Can't fix him, but keep trying.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My lawyer says you're going down!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Don't understand the draw of Twitter.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Long trip over. Happy I'm home.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Chose my child over my lover.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• What happens online, STAYS online.....forever!

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Paranoia now has a new vehicle.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• What did I do before this?

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Son still loves movies with me.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Why are most people complete morons?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• it's sad watching the begonias die.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Fear of needles is no excuse.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Steaming dog shit means winter's coming.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Steaming dog shit means winter's coming.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• unemployed muralist seeks an empty wall.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tired of waking up in pain.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Dad in hospital. Brother doesn't call.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Painting ceiling?
  Wear hat.
  Close mouth.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Taught me to reuse aluminum foil.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Painting to stay out of therapy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Kids in college. Parents in coffins.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• First house-guest I wished would stay.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• 4:37am. no one available to chat.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Met my husband in a chatroom.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• True artists don't color one direction.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• World isn't enraptured
  by Oprah, Obama.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tenant's check bounced again. House available.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Facebook games aren't working. Now what?

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• arthritic & menstruating. please kill me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Never leave the house. Shop e-bay.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Wisconsin restaurant served "cheese sauce"??? WTF???

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• little substance hidden in ridiculous flash

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• at 80, she's become my child.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Don't understand people content in oblivion.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• am terrified I'll die all alone.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• New haircuts look right weeks later.....

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• we hate all the same people.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• tell me why we're friends again?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Another cancer test today. Fingers crossed.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Farmville scares me.... friends are addicted.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Know who you are standing before.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My grand-dog peed on my dog!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I have absorbed my mother's pain.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Atoning takes more than one day.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• When did I become the adult?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Crying, I watch my parents age.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Same stories, over and over again.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Ex calls for help. I help.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• his surgery need hurts me more.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• she asks about long-dead friends.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• she repeats she hates my bangs.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• brother needs to grow a set.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He is ill.
  I am scared.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• You don't decide who I become.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• You don't decide who I become.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• He called without money being requested!

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Reality is what you make it.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I learned what not to do.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Stupid cell phone battery keeps dying!

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Need "command-z" in my real life.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Stay on-line, miss out on life.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• I eat because I have to.

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• I love talking to my kid.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• You can't make me eat it.

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• where do i go from here?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Still think in terms of "we".

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Had tubes tied for wedding gift.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• We should never raise children together.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• I wish she liked me more.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Puberty, menopause, not a good mix.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• she makes me feel twelve again.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Parents are aging. I'm not ready.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• miss him more than hate him.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• I wish I had a do-over.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• it was totally worth every heartbreak.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Son won't friend me. Step-daughters will.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• What did I do before Facebook?

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Got to marry my best friend.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Eats peanut butter directly from jar.

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• Show your boobs, blow your future.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• On Facebook, not everyone ages well.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• I don't need to know EVERYTHING.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Twitter equals too much stupid information.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Check e-mail.
  Brush teeth.
  Bed time.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Wake up.
  Get coffee.
  Check e-mail.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Only calls to ask for money.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• I can photoshop my wrinkles away.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• "Friends" on Facebook don't really count.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Internet goes down, I can't breathe.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• His dreams are now my dreams.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• My heart in someone else's body.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• I'm nothing like her, thank God.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• He looks just like my ex.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Choose your battles with great care.

  In Six-Word Momoirs

• Time spent with children, never wasted.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Ex-father-in-law died. I feel very little.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Who says I can't? I CAN!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Kanye needs an anger-management class. Dickhead.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Mother-in-law... should have married an orphan.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• she makes me question every decision.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Remembering those who died this day.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My whole story? In six words?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No nightmares!
  Just insomnia....
  Good night.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• In-laws meeting first time. Need strength.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Fat people...what tastes THAT good?

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• He cheated once. I'm still here.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Waiting for my cancer test results.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• In dreams, he's still my husband.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• With no tastebuds, food is irrelevant.

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• Am living the life I imagined.

  In Six-Word Memoirs