markymark

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Apple Pie, Pickup Trucks, Bald Eagles.
- Apple Pie, Pickup Trucks, Bald Eagles.
- Kosher food drive: "Lox of Love".
- National Punctuation Day, watch your colons.
- Doc says maternity tests are unnecessary...
- Doc says maternity tests are unnecessary...
- I wish you plenty of hap-penis.
- Civil War is anything but civil.
- Too many wieners on chat roulette.
- I didn't "like" facebook on facebook.
- Face your problems, don't facebook them.
- Too many wieners on chat roulette.
- The condom in my wallet expired.
- Life's a bitch, on her period.
- Cap'n Crunch murdered. Cereal killer loose.
- Cap'n Crunch murdered. Cereal killer loose.






