
marketfrankford
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
slightly
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
marginally
In bed I like to read:
incrementally
My favorite story of all time is:
exponentially
Right now, I'm reading:
adverbs
Latest Memoir (of 30):
Humanity: nature's difficult third album.
- Humanity: nature's difficult third album.
- Cigarettes: Nature's appetite suppressant.
- Six-word memoirs: because Twitter is too...
- Death before dissembling.
- Who will proofread the proofreaders?
- Paging Doctor Heidegger.
- So when is the military coup?
- Do robots ever do the robot?
- Viking funeral vs jazz funeral: discuss.
- Suicide is a form of impatience.
- Joseph Roth better than Philip Roth.
- Lowest form of humor: McSweeney's lists.
- Expect the expected.
- This machine kills truthers (and birthers).
- Believing is like knowing but worse.






