My Stories
- Little chihuahua doesn't realize he's tiny
- Doctor just put me on anti-depressants
- Always on the outside looking in.
- Anywhere but here; anytime but now.
- Wish my world had no people
- One day closer to my pension!
- wannabe writer struggles with six words!
- Still occasionally crave chocolate pop-tarts!
- Twitter fails; world groans and bitches.
- My own snoring woke me up!
- It dawned on me, then disappeared.
- I can't remember my father's birthday.
- 1984, Michael Jackson was a god.
- Card-carrying underachiever since 1965
- Read The Shack; hoped for more.
- Heading off to Oz, wanna ride?
- I remember when spam was lunch.
- No vacation time for the unemployed
- Socialy awkward, can't make eye contact.
- Never found love; heart still pumping.
- ten billion years until universe dies.
- Jesus is coming y'all. Look busy!
- I cried when Albus Dumbledore died.
- "Built for comfort," means I'm lazy.
- Always knew dad was Santa Claus.
- It says "insert and rotate," What?
- She could have had easier life.
- Never sent her the angry letter.
- She saw icebergs in July, awesome!
- Mom and head scarves, the 1970's.
- Had prettiest mom on the block.
- But the label says: fat free.
- Zero trans-fats? I'll get two!
- Grocery aisle, chips whisper my name.
- Dang these Sunchips! Harvest Cheddar rules.
- Can't see my toes, enough Oreos.
- Perhaps the aliens will save us.
- Going to hell, in a Hummer!
- Man plays God, Mother Earth pays.
- Kermit says "wake the fuck up!"
- Pick-up your damned cigarette butts!
- Love my laptop, hate my cellphone
- Loved Nadia Comaneci, I was eleven
- Did you really say "who cares"?
- Believe in UFO's, never got probed
- Will eat almost anything except brains.
- Said I'd be strong, then wasn't.
- Road? What road? There's a road?
- Saw E.T. yesterday, he says hello.
- Don't fit in last summer's clothes!
- Like Susan Boyle, never been kissed.
