Latest Memoir:
Scent of doughnuts lingers in hair.
- Scent of doughnuts lingers in hair.
- Where does individual liberty end?
- Waiting for demise of straight marriage.
- I miss elasticity and ice cream.
- Way more challenging than 140 characters.
- If it was memorable, I remember.
- Avoid any urge to discuss weather.
- Favorite actor is Crow T. Robot.
- Plastic bags always used for cat-litter.
- Harold & Maude references not funny.
- Awareness of one's ignorance is gradschool.
- Ignorance of one's ignorance is confidence.
- Student made me spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious phonetically.
- We just oughta treat vets better.
- Will you watch Obama or NFL?
