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Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
the medici gazette
In bed I like to read:
anything platonic
My favorite story of all time is:
the one about the bread crumbs
Right now, I'm reading:
palms
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
no eyebrows
Latest Memoir:
Have sinned, am sinning, will sin.
- Have sinned, am sinning, will sin.
- Snarfed Doritos and bought a muumuu.
- Metamucil. I'm gonna shit myself skinny.
- My identical twin keeps plagiarizng me.
- Will be Sixting from my coffin.
- No such thing as a secret.
- "California Girls" by the Beach Boys.
- Married boxer. We loved between rounds.
- Angry stormclouds never darken my mood.
- Apparently I married his mother, too.
- Your love pinata beat me sweet.
- Zen STD: sound of one's clap.
- Zen Lamaze: forest of soundless farts.
- You didn't warn me about you.
- Had sex once this year already.
