lisamoans
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About me
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
the medici gazette
In bed I like to read:
anything platonic
My favorite story of all time is:
the one about the bread crumbs
Right now, I'm reading:
palms
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
no eyebrows
Latest Memoir (of 726):
Hell's lowest level: Reincarnated as myself.
- Hell's lowest level: Reincarnated as myself.
- Hey! Life is fun. No shit.
- Wanted for Valentine's Day: chocolate-covered chocolates.
- Voted Most Likely to Eat Carp.
- Born a woman. Became a girl.
- Won't get laid unless I'm paid.
- Bought myself batteries for Valentine's Day.
- Bonbons make blubber. And crappy lubber.
- I'm so horny I'd date Hitler.
- Desired reincarnation: loaf of rye bread.
- Been naked most of my life.
- "Civilization": my most favorite single-word oxymoron.
- Longer I memoir, more I dishabille.
- Dieting makes celery taste like donuts.
- What is the opposite of sleazy?
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