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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
The seat of my pants ripping
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
sixsentences.blogspot.com
In bed I like to read:
The words written on the walls
My favorite story of all time is:
The one about the bear dying
Right now, I'm reading:
Pygmy
Latest Memoir:
Finished early. She's always so frustrated.
- Finished early. She's always so frustrated.
- Counting minutes. 398,880 until our wedding.
- I'm not your cancer. I'm mine.
- Christmas list: Pizza, Beer, and Pizza.
- 2nd Christmas: Buying her better gifts.
- Pretend no one will read it.
- He's a methuser? Dumped that loser.
- Maury: "Bieber, you are the father.".
- He doesn't know how to sit.
- What if mastrubation was never invented?
- Pull and pray? Got pregnant anyway.
- Discovered masturbation. This will change EVERYTHING!
- Sour Skittles seriously sucking my soul.
- Kardashian divorces are all the rage.
- Domination: Captured the flag. I rock.
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