My Favorite Stories

• want to write; afraid it'll hurt

  By kerby in Six-Word Memoirs

• Invested in karma. Waiting for check.

  By J._Zappola in Six-Word Memoirs

• Hello. Aaaagh! Please, no. Bang. Thud.

  By Dennis_Kwiecien in Six-Word Memoirs

• I teach. Therefore, I am poor.

  By Jim_Mandigo in Six-Word Memoirs

• borderline mother. narcissist father. scared, scarred.

  By rrrr in Six-Word Memoirs

• pushed insides outward; now become hollow

  By eerie_quark_doll in Six-Word Memoirs

• Mother...only happy as saddest child.

  By Lisa_K._Sindt in Six-Word Memoirs

• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, in part, otherwise I'm ferocious.

  By Luis_Fournier in Six-Word Memoirs

• Even my priest wouldn't fuck me.

  By Elliott_Kolker in Six-Word Memoirs

• I spend life never finishing my

  By Asa_Griffits in Six-Word Memoirs

• Dismantling Protestant Work Ethic. Nearly Finished

  By owen_gill in Six-Word Memoirs

• Like a puzzle with no edge.

  By Cynthia_T. in Six-Word Memoirs

• Always sought fame, but still invisible.

  By Daniel_Kagan in Six-Word Memoirs

• More school whenever career is mentioned.

  By Meredith_S in Six-Word Memoirs

• Ran into Captain Kangaroo. Nice suit.

  By Andy_Kaufman in Six-Word Memoirs

• Her Initials Spelled "HELP"

  By scott_Sanders in My Ex

• Long swinging bridge --
  short attention
  span

  By Eliot_Grev in Six-Word Memoirs

• Dogperson became catlady; now cat's gone.

  By mia in Six-Word Memoirs

• Jesus called.It's not time yet.

  By Linda in Six-Word Memoirs

• Love stinks. Remember loneliness? Air freshner!

  By W._Edwards in Six-Word Memoirs

• Sleep deprived, so shot the rooster.

  By Christine_Lehner in Six-Word Memoirs

• Popcorn words with Wit as butter.

  By FeyFox in Six-Word Memoirs

• A clean cesspool of bad memories.

  By Ann_Bleakley in Six-Word Memoirs

• Brush with Death;Comb with Life

  By David_H. in Six-Word Memoirs

• Hot tongue followed by cold shoulder

  By James_Butler in Six-Word Memoirs

• There is dust on my heart.

  By Candes_Kehn in Six-Word Memoirs

• Natural Selection Keeps Killing My Friends

  By BubbaB in Six-Word Memoirs

• Really great listener seeks mute woman.

  By Jarod_Kintz in Six-Word Memoirs

• Born, died, reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

  By Julie_Davis in Six-Word Memoirs

• all my trials find me guilty

  By Dennis in Six-Word Memoirs

• Chicago fire. Cow blamed. Cat escapes.

  By Harlan_Stanton in Six-Word Memoirs

• Zoloft daily, beer often, fuck yoga.

  By in Six-Word Memoirs

• Life's just an eff in lie.

  By a_g_gordon in Six-Word Memoirs

My Stories

• Bush:ineptitude,attitude..Obama:gratitude,dat-a-dude

  In Six Words for America

• dispair?repair!incite?unite!insight?delight!

  In Six Words for America

• common sense, no nonsense, don't insense

  In Six Words for America

• Happiness is playing Jeckyll and Hyde.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wedgies,teasings, beatings,hating,relief,disbelief

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Well,maybe the NRA is NRWRONG!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Chapman's bird kept whistling Beatles tunes.

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Well, maybe the NRA is NRWRONG!

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Son of Sam picks first victim.

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Cyclops kids always make lousy shots.

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Travis Bickel gets an early start.

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Billy didn't like Barack Parrot's speech.

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• WWII was best black and white.

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• another undecided voter casts his vote

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Hussein passes his Iraqi Army test.

  In The Six-Word Caption Contest

• Barack;sounds like parrot to me

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• supercalifragilistic is what I strived for

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• rip van winkle is my idol

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• i can always blame mad cow

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• read all things to write anything

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• rode wet and put up hard

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I prefer paper ballots,not candidates

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• MAD,LIFE,PLAYBOY,TIME,AARP,BIBLE

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• jack off all trades....spell check!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• unborn..unleashed..unsure..undaunted..unusual..until

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• american soldiers in iraq memoir..survive

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Couldn't fit it on my tombstone.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• but there is always a butt!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• but!! there is always a but...

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• beer and loathing in lost ages

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• guilt..the ex-lax for mental health

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• how much snot canna woodchuck snot......

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• looking back,I wrenched my neck

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• followed my rules,waiting for drools

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• TEXAS..God's little yellow school bus.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• my name's anagram..thank on fellatio

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• O. J.,praying there's a hell

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• ran with scissors..had Montezuma's revenge

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• gadgets?!! don't need no stinking GADGETS!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• breathe in,breathe out....BREATHE!.....CLEEEEEAR!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• LIST!? I'll need a bigger bucket.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• my terra firma turned to quicksand

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• hope rap dies before i do

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• still hazy after all these years

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• crier,tryer,whizzer,jizzer,wheezer,geezer

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• stocks go down..cocks go down

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• sushi..Charlie Tuna died for this?!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• can't buy reincarnation..maybe next time

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• nevermore? say it ain't soe poe!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• did not pass go..now what?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• acid rain..flaccid pain..need rogain

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Abe Lincoln never liked a Ford

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• born early..puberty late..matured tomorrow

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wish life wasn't always multiple choice

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• ran with scissors..now a cyclops

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• bran with scissors..bad food combo

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• ran with scissors..never liked paper

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• ran with scissors..tripped on rocks

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Baby Pink..Midlife Blue..Soylent Green........

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• Yes,Mercel Marceau spoke too much.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Nuclear power is a Chernobyl cause!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• had midget phobia..no big thing

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Brevity is too long for short.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No pain? Know pain! Know gain!!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Reality is relative..and relatives...unfortunately!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Realty sucks,reality is worse...sell!!!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tip-toed through the two lips..gleeee!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• took stock in america;went broke

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Oral Roberts,Gay Bobs,O,RU?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• A Chewbacca body,Han Solo soul

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Possession is 9/10 of the charges!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Rhonda Phlegming, Ian Phlegming,allergies suck

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Breathed deep the gathering gloom,hurled

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Was predestined to have free will.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Loved in vain,opened no vein

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Vacation bible school was premature indoctrination.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• crossed eyes,uncrossed thighs,crossed Nirvana

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Breasts scream "Repeal Newton's gravity law!"

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My noun's a dangling participle sometimes.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• To be or not to believe?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'M A PLUNGER IN LIFE'S TOILET.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• All dyslexics confuse Oprah with Harpo.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Navy taught me to puke downwind.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• 'snot what you blow;who, y'know?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• raised cain,endured pain,fried brain

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Bush tried,Limbaugh lied, troops died.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tarzan was a swinger,Jane wasn't.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tammy Faye cried for your sins.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• erectile dysfunction is just for limps

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• ain't nobody's fool 'cept my own

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Barack Obama is a Stepford jive.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• big butt,beer gut,life rut

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Woody Allen outside,Johnny Holmes inside

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• 12 pack day,no beer here

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• love's having to say "yes dear"

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I came,I saw, I procrastinated

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• reached for stars,hit the floor

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• at last,I can sleep in

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• cry to remember,drink to forget

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• born to run,need a walker

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• hot bitter pain,not litter trained

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• ardent schlepper's lonely hard club gland

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• destroyed brain cells,both of them

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• born,adorn,forlorn,torn,reborn,mourn

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• constipation of mouth,diarrhea of brain

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• huggies,druggies,deltoids,altoids,hemmoroids,depends

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• live to laugh,laugh til death

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• always run out of toilet paper

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