Latest Memoir:
She said I am "empirically" attractive.
- She said I am "empirically" attractive.
- Ex of an ex equals DRAMA.
- Emotionally, she is like a Vulcan.
- I learned you'd hit on anyone.
- I trusted you and you lied.
- 500 men saw my profile, so?
- I never had sex over Skype.
- Neurotic Casanova's still with his ex.
- You were my size, too bad.
- We are better friends than girlfriends.
- A psychic saw you all wrong.
- I wished I was a man.
- I learned to hear your silence.
- Former lesbian stalker now a man.
- Came out to her too late.


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