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Latest Memoir (of 43):
"Dinner Theatres? I'm 'Strictly Ballpark' fed!".
- "Dinner Theatres? I'm 'Strictly Ballpark' fed!".
- Shrimp fork tastes? I'm "Strickly Corndog!".
- Shrimp fork? Howz bouta stuck corndog?
- Wrong fork shrimp, Never forked again.
- Softly pursed lips, crash-landed mine.
- H2o Lung, Climber's Edema K2's Revenge.
- Himalayan Sherpa's Code. Cash? We Carry!!
- Himalayan Toll Brigde. Traffic Jams, Costly.
- Himalayan Garbage Dump, 27,500' Straight Up.
- Little Spots of Horror
- Snatched,stashed, footprints waxed, surrenders faxed.
- Delorean
- Red Hot Ferrari
- Then, now? Never open car doors.
- The Road





