Member since February, 2009
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All the way from Australia, FINALLY!
- All the way from Australia, FINALLY!
- We were bored; you blew me.
- Should have done this years ago!
- I lured you with my mustache.
- I said, "I do;" you didn't.
- Never really fell for farm girl.
- Disposed of me after one night.
- Didn't know you were so drunk.
- I saw; I came; she conquered.
- Stole you from my poor roommate.
- Squirted breast milk in my eye.
- Valentine's Day surprise; she never called.
- Talked all night; fucked after dawn.
- We didn't sleep that whole month!
- Home from Japan; ran into you.