My Stories
- I have no idea what's next.
- Mr. President: Yes, you still can
- Wanted: Freelancer. Compensation: Paltry funds, acne
- newspaper reporting happens quickly, turns out.
- Living in the present...starting tomorrow.
- "Libby's favorite chicken" replaced by Quorn.
- Tech calls from dad end tearfully.
- Marion Barry: Hates gays, likes crack.
- The Rumors of Her Death
- I will toss my tattered panties.
- I'll lay off the endangered fish.
- We got engaged after watching Ironman.
