My Stories
- We could over-indulge ourselves to death.
- I'm surrounded by people of Wal-Mart!
- It was funny before the chainsaw.
- Happy Veteran's Day to all vets.
- I'm wishing everyone a happy Halloween.
- Why does work feel like flypaper?
- She’s a monster. I’m in love.
- Woke up wishing today was Sunday.
- Taking defensive driving online freaking sucks!
- My freaking defensive driving is done.
- Woke up thinking today was Sunday.
- 666; it’s not just a number.
- Need “super don’t poke me” application.
- Facebook status is reality to some.
- Tequila – the way God made
- Social outcast but social media master.
- I’m still stuck in the weekend.
- Wishing for more. Living with less.
- IT has to reimage my laptop.
- This is my daughter’s fourteenth birthday.
- This is going to end badly.
- I see you through your webcam.
- I'm looking forward to this weekend
- I have the best parking angel.
- Coffee- good. Coffee in keyboard- bad.
- It takes too long to boot.
- The sun rose. I'm still alive.
- Bad day. I couldn’t get online.
- Wanting to write some dark poetry.
- My wife always makes me smile.
- My phone knows where I am.
- Leaving a voicemail doesn't guarantee response.
- Happy birthday to my son, Xavier.
- That might be what you think.
- Are you serious? You don't text?
- Twitter, Yammer and Digg; oh my!
- Ugly people sometimes have cute kids.
- We both kept up the charade.
- My daughter won’t check her email.
- So much of life slips away.
- Chat rooms were so last year.
- Work sucks. Work sucks. Work sucks.
- Two twit tweeps tweet on twitter.
- She's not the same little girl.
- She found her husband on Twitter.
- Call? Why would I do that?
- Over 1100 tweets and still going.
- It hurt when he hit me.
- Trying to expand my online presence.
- I like to think I’m clever.
- Vacation without Internet. It was horrible.
- The past helps define our future.
- Digital camera plus Internet equals regret.
- Working to free the inner me.
- I sit with friends and twitter.
- She doesn't know I'm in love.
- Life revolves around my Outlook calendar.
- Where did all the children go?
- Not just a name; a domain.
- My daughter thinks motels are vacation.
- I get online before I shower.
- I really hate early morning Mondays.
- Who needs email? I have twitter.
- Drove to Dallas. Saw Scott Sigler.
- I am not defined by Facebook.
- Her demeanor was more fitting abroad.
- My six words are on Facebook.
- It’s not stalking. It’s the Internet.
- I'd friend you if I cared.
- Coffee without Bailey's isn't as good.
- You wrote a note. How retro.
- I don’t have time to tweet.
- It's not just for geeks anymore.
- Sometimes you just need a job.
- I follow famous people on Twitter.
- Your nude photo is online somewhere.
- I need an emoticon cheat sheet.
- I remember mom read to me.
- We met on Facebook and married.
- I feel disconnected in the bathroom.
- Say it all in 140 characters.
- A cold beer and a cigarette.
- Whose bright Twitter tweet was that?
- She is not a one-phone woman.
- Twitter. It's not just for tweeps.
- Life is better than I thought.
- To tweet or not to tweet?
- I know her by her tweets.
- On Facebook. Wish you were here.
- I'll be at the swim-up bar.
- I read it in a tweet.
- Facebook? Twitter is the new MySpace.
- Say it with only 140 characters.
- This is my 200th six-word submission.
- Alive and well in the ether.
- If only it worked that way.
- Where do the lost bits go?
- Funny how boob tube became YouTube.
- I heard she's still on MySpace.
- She's worth the trials and tribulations.
- My tweeps are all on Twitter.
- “Delicious,” said Yammer to the tweet.
- Yammer is the new water cooler.
- The darkness is where I belong.
- There’s no emoticon for my mood.
- Life is a blur of tweets.
- She looks like she knows more.
- Lurking through life like chat rooms.
- They aren't called trolls for nothing.
- The liquor store gets my tithes.
- It's time to go get coffee.
- Found on the road to Houston.
- I knew she would never call.
- A moment of silence for 9/11.
- I loved that Mighty Mouse shirt!
- You only have yourself to blame.
- Alcohol spilled. It's a party now.
- Life got boring. I got divorced.
- Wishing everyone a happy Labor Day!
- We each enjoy the other's company.
- Chinese fortune; we're compatible...in bed.
- Even when she’s wrong, she’s right.
- Ain’t got enough time for karma.
- Working too hard at my hobbies.
- Why don't they listen to me?
- What a bunch of noisy cats.
- I stay up to write alone.
- The steady rain hides my tears.
- I want to, but I can’t.
- Disturbed, Trapt, Godsmack, Seether, Rob Zombie.
- Her inability to love distressed him.
- My ears ring from the music.
- Just for the fun of it.
- It’s the first day of school.
- My other self likes coffee too.
- My parking angel treats me well.
- If only I could remember how.
- Her reputation limped along behind her.
- He was always a quiet neighbor.
- I keep checking my empty inbox.
- Home from my vacation; and tired.
- She loved. They married. He divorced.
- No one knows why he snapped.
- I follow you on Twitter too.
- Sometimes I really miss my dad.
- Sometimes the beer just isn't enough.
- She just stared at the cadaver.
- When does it start getting better?
- Clowns and dolls. Both are creepy.
- I was dead. Now I’m not.
- She promised she would call me.
- She said yin. I said yang.
- With a little whipped cream, please.
- I know. It’s just her way.
- I have to take defensive driving.
- Well I guess now we know.
- You’re a punk and a brat.
- The right one felt left out
- All they found was one shoe.
- Why are there always two sides?
- Suicidal axe murders need not apply.
- Everyone deserves someone to be with.
- Drunk on Saturday. Church on Sunday.
- She is a very good kisser.
- Unstructured dialogue led to structured relationship
- We're feeding that to our kids?
- He likes her. She likes Lisa.
- Her Death Card was too apparent.
- She’s not that kind of woman.
- Not for the faint of heart.
- I should have in my youth.
- Her wonder and amazement was apparent.
- I should not be bungee jumping.
- Saw it. Tried it. Liked it.
- Damn bass players. I should’ve known.
- Now I have a Master's Degree.
- I am a high school dropout.
- Forty-five and still going to concerts.
- That was just standard, everyday stupid.
- Wishing I had misspent my youth.
- My little ID just went screaming.
- I want to be in Vegas.
- She’s wild with fear and jealousy.
- And her left-handedness explains so much.
- I hate the first tequila shot.
- Happy birthday to the United States.
- Married then divorced. Lather, rinse, repeat.
- Calendar says Thursday; feels like Friday.
- Six words are just barely enough.
- Give me hard rock coffee shops.
- I enjoyed her and her music.
- Just waiting for something to happen.
- Spending the day pitching my stories.
- Can I have a do-over today?
- My foot slipped off the brake.
- She looked regal and slightly drunk.
- What is a witch to do?
- It just means drinking and debauchery.
- Why do I have to go?
- It looked too good to eat.
- I spoil her when I can.
- I'll drive until I fall asleep.
- Why can’t I remember the words?
- But I don't want to work.
- I’m going crazy in small doses.
- I sometimes wonder where I am.
- She only exists in my mind.
- Why didn't I call the police?
- I still play too much Sudoku.
- Drinking is not always the answer.
- I can’t believe you did that.
- The hole in my hand hurts.
- I should forget work and tweet.
- She doesn’t know what I think.
- It's the last day of school.
- Where did I put that gun?
- We had our first father-daughter movie.
- Death is easy. Life is hard.
- When do the fires go out?
- His life winked out before me.
- My wife thinks that I’m wonderful.
- And now I’m off to bed.
- I want her to be perfect.
- I don’t know if I can.
- She says I use her stuff.
- She cried. She jumped. She died.
- Wishing everyone a happy Memorial Day!
- She was in pain until death.
- Her heart told her not to.
- Takeoffs and landings scare me most.
- I needed six. Here they are.
- Work less. Vacation more. I wish.
- You kiss me like a whore.
- That’s what Vegas does to you.
- Even his children hate him now.
- I hate finding hair in food.
- I would still marry her again.
- You're drawn wrong! I love you!
- A demon was on her back.
- Back from Vegas and totally exhausted.
- Her good intentions went quite awry.
- Las Vegas baby! Here we come!
- I medicate so I won't expire.
- I've heard that sound once before.
- She's a nice fit for me.
- My wife tolerates my odd habits.
- It is my wife’s birthday today.
- I like being with my wife.
- Today is our three year anniversary.
- Wishing a happy Cinco de Mayo.
- I don't want to go quietly.
- It was warm by the fire.
- It’s something I have to do.
- Some heads should not be bald.
- If she only knew how much.
- Somehow I missed her growing up.
- It's my birthday. Happy birthday me.
- Born again Christian; somehow misplaced God.
- Why do cats always like me?
- It is my brother's birthday today.
- I like it when it rains.
- Why can't we just be friends?
- He's guilty. That's why he's here.
- She doesn't see it at all.
- Today would be my Grandma’s birthday.
- Earth Day; what are you doing?
- I don't think she's worth it.
- I'm really not worried about it.
- It is my mom's birthday today.
- I didn't remember telling her that.
- What do you mean I’m dead?
- What can you say to that?
- Her words were like distant chatter.
- My taxes are done. Are yours?
- I used to like her cats.
- I make a mean Mexican Martini.
- Last night's Nickelback concert was awesome!
- Well I thought it was fiction.
- Road anger is all the rage.
- Tell me about the blue juice.
- I like it with chocolate sauce.
- I think my mother is proud.
- Why is there a bloody knife?
- I love my iPod. Who knew?
- I don't always understand the music.
- Do I look like I care?
- I know I need a haircut.
- I like her. She hates me.
- You get it or you don't.
- While my wife sleeps, I write.
- She said it like I cared.
- To toot in church is sacrilege.
- Sudoku is a waste of time.
