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• Air conditioning went out last night.

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• Happy Labor Day everyone. Don’t labor.

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• I am a retard for her.

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• Not sure I want to know.

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• Met her five years ago today.

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• We weren’t kicked out of Applebee’s.

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• Sarcastic Wednesdays are my absolute favorite.

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• I bought my first Hawaiian shirt.

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• The trip from El Paso? Long!

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• The hotel Internet doesn’t work…again!

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• Didn’t get kicked out of Applebee’s!

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• The Twilight Zone called for you.

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• Searching for ways to misplace cat.

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• Stupid driver almost hit me today.

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• Time to get friendly with Linux.

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• Leaving Bon Jovi. Headed for Disturbed.

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• Used all my brain cells yesterday.

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• Work became a lot less fun.

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• It’s way too early for this!

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• "You're beautiful." "You're full of crap."

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• Why do we fight? I'm sorry.

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• It's beyond my capacity to understand.

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• I’m sleeping on the wrong side.

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• I’m a little busy right now.

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• Recognizing the futility of that conversation.

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• I can't say I missed you.

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• Wish I was stranded in Europe.

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• My wife says, "Mean people suck!"

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• Perused other sixes. Discovered rudeness abounds.

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• Can't we all just get along?

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• Sometimes you really do need coffee.

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• She looks like she needs attention.

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• Happy Fourth of July to everyone!

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• 112,068 six-word memoirs. 490 are mine.

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• So this is what they mean.

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• That song’s not on my iPod.

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• Six-Sentence-submission accepted; The Mysterious Dr. Ramsey.

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• Time to get down to business.

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• They are all warm and fuzzy.

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• Tired from the activities last night.

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• Drinking coffee, waiting for the storm.

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• I can solve a Rubik's Cube.

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• Toured the Texas State Capitol today.

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• I have met crazy. Trust me.

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• Teaching daughter to drive. Nerve wracking.

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• Happy Father's Day to the dad's!

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• I will pop your Orville darling.

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• Staring at you staring into space.

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• Thank God the car bomb misfired.

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• Thanking the veterans, alive and dead.

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• Not too old for sibling rivalry.

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• Unsure if I should be offended.

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• Nothing inspires like a tight deadline!

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• I'm just trying not to die.

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• Too busy living. Not enough writing.

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• Been fighting computer problems all day!

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• There is Chicago. There's always Chicago.

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• Coffee? Good. iPhone? Check. Work? Dang.

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• New monitors sure brightened my day.

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• Dropout. Didn't make it to prom.

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• Just staring at an empty screen.

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• Wracking my brain for witty six.

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• Saturday. Fell asleep in the chair.

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• Still not back to normal yet.

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• Settling back into my daily routine.

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• Can’t put my new iPhone down.

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• Home from funeral. Found dying cat.

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• Too tired to write six words.

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• Funerals bring out a family's worst.

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• My wife deserves a better birthday.

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• Hectic days. Short nights. Rinse. Repeat.

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• Today is our fourth wedding anniversary.

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• Going to Hell. Hailing a cab.

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• Drinking coffee from my I-love-NY cup.

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• Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday…

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• My inner child is outside playing.

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• Happy birthday to my brother Jim!

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• Never been to New York…yet.

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• I just forgot six wonderful words.

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• Can’t wait to grill the swordfish!

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• I should have made coffee sooner.

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• Inner child; come out to play!

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• Playing Russian Roulette with five bullets.

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• Happy Earth Day to Earth people.

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• Happy Birthday Grammie. We miss you!

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• I wish I liked salad more.

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• ScriptFrenzy two-thirds over; I haven’t started.

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• The coffee just isn't working today.

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• Wishing my mother a happy birthday.

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• A Sunday service call. Too cool.

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• My new cable modem isn’t working.

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• My daughter is still Team Angel.

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• Day after taxes. I feel broke.

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• Hell's fuzzy. That's what she said.

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• My taxes are finally freakin' done!

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• Work is incredibly work-like this morning.

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• Wishing I was still in school.

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• Fighting to finish taxes on time.

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• Love to cook on the weekends.

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• Quitting time can’t come fast enough.

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• Going to New York; first time.

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• Woke up today thinking it Thursday.

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• The night before the morning after.

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• Trying to get handle on Monday.

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• Wishing a happy Easter to everyone.

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• My wife called me “Mr. Singe.”

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• In between Good Friday and Easter.

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• Today's a better Friday than most.

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• Trying to find a witty six.

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• It’s the first day of ScriptFrenzy.

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• March goes out like a lamb.

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• The sun rises yet another day.

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• Looking for light in dark world.

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• I want to get an iPhone.

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• I don’t write “feel good” stories.

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• No one said there’d be ninjas.

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• I’ll never regret not riding bulls.

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• Sore from playing with the Wii.

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• Trying to stay awake in class.

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• Go to the graveyard. Play dead.

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• She is the destroyer of things.

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• I've never found a four-leaf clover.

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• I’m tired of waiting for karma.

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• I've submitted six words 400 times.

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• St. Patrick's Day and I'm Irish.

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• Tonight is St. Patrick's Day Eve.

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• My grandfather would have been 104.

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• She can't admit when she's wrong.

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• Yesterday would have been grandfather’s birthday.

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• Sometimes I just need to breathe.

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• Texting changes all the spelling rules.

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• Looking to become a digital nomad.

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• Why is it always this hard?

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• Why am I the only one?

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• "You're a parrot." "You're a parrot."

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• My one-year anniversary for Six Words.

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• If I could change one thing…

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• I can do without her drama.

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• I took those trees for oak.

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• I need to get on Facebook.

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• Should've waited. Now I'll never know.

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• Trying to find my skinny self.

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• Happy birthday to Bren and Sheryl.

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• Sometimes you just need something purple.

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• Wishing the lottery would pick me.

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• They serve beer in Mason jars.

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• Wishing happy birthday to my dad.

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• Where did I leave my martini?

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• Got new dog. Can't find cat.

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• It finally snowed in Austin, Texas.

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• Still submitting stories. Still collecting rejections.

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• Why did it have to happen?

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• Lucky is finding pistachios without shells.

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• I don't like going to funerals.

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• We will always love you Carrie.

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• The Winter Olympics. Now that's reality.

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• It's a "Ground Hog Day Wine."

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• Wish I was on 6th Street.

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• Today's Fat Tuesday. I'm fat too.

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• Don't wait. Don't hesitate. Get lost.

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• Wishing all a happy Valentine's Day.

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• Roses cannot express my wonderful life.

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• Should’ve known. It sounded too good.

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• Happy birthday to Mr. Abraham Lincoln.

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• Word encountered a problem. Go figure.

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• Thursday means vacation is almost over.

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• I need to find my way.

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• I work so I can play.

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• What an outstanding victory last night.

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• Two teams enter. One team leaves.

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• All my friends are going home.

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• It's not antique. It's just old.

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• Today was my for-real last day.

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• Just finished my defensive skiing course.

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• We just went for the absinthe.

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• Did the groundhog see his shadow?

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• Sarah Palin; she was so 2008.

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• I have had a wonderful day.

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• This is me voicing my displeasure.

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• I could kill myself loving her.

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• Friday finally got here. Now what?

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• How could I improve upon it?

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• I'm trying to contain my excitement!

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• Just the demons in my head.

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• She pukes in her food bowl.

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• Internet brides; the new mail order.

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• It’s already been a great day!

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• Woke up in a strange place.

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• Her horns hold up her halo.

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• Wow. A bad day on steroids.

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• Just live to love another day.

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• Wishing everyone a proud MLK Day!

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• Eighteen days into 2010. Still here.

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• Heads and tires are both bald.

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• Installing Windows 7 on my computer.

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• It has been a long week.

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• Today was both great and small.

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• Trying not to be too excited.

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• Today could not have been better.

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• I’m hoping for good things tomorrow.

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• Goosebumps on top of my toes.

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• You just make me want you!

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• You just make me want you!

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• I have to work tomorrow. Bummer.

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• Feels like Sunday. Glad it’s Saturday.

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• Coffee good. Headache bad. Enough said.

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• Wishing happy New Year to everyone!

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• Not out of leftover turkey...yet.

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• Wow! Christmas vacation goes by fast!

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• Managed to lose weight over Christmas.

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• Happy holidays to one and all!

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• Opening presents means less than family.

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• Wishing everyone a merry Christmas Eve.

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• All out of olives and vermouth.

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• No motivation to go Christmas shopping.

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• Doesn’t feel like Christmas vacation yet.

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• Six words? What can I say?

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• I'm already in holiday work mode.

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• Moment of silence for Pearl Harbor.

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• Dying, one work-week at a time.

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• Sometimes my daughter doesn't get it.

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• Work came too early this morning.

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• NaNoWriMo's over, but I'm still writing.

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• She put gravy on my ham.

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• Stone’s throw away. Can’t say hi.

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• Our long weekend is almost over.

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• Visited by ghost of Thanksgiving past.

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• Sitting at home. Missing the sales.

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• Wishing everyone a very happy Thanksgiving.

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• It grew back with a vengeance.

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• We could over-indulge ourselves to death.

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• I'm surrounded by people of Wal-Mart!

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• It was funny before the chainsaw.

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• Happy Veteran's Day to all vets.

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• I'm wishing everyone a happy Halloween.

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• Why does work feel like flypaper?

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• She’s a monster. I’m in love.

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• Woke up wishing today was Sunday.

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• Taking defensive driving online freaking sucks!

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• My freaking defensive driving is done.

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• Woke up thinking today was Sunday.

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• 666; it’s not just a number.

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• Need “super don’t poke me” application.

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• Facebook status is reality to some.

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• Tequila – the way God made

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• Social outcast but social media master.

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• I’m still stuck in the weekend.

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• Wishing for more. Living with less.

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• IT has to reimage my laptop.

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• This is my daughter’s fourteenth birthday.

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• This is going to end badly.

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• I see you through your webcam.

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• I'm looking forward to this weekend

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• I have the best parking angel.

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• Coffee- good. Coffee in keyboard- bad.

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• It takes too long to boot.

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• The sun rose. I'm still alive.

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• Bad day. I couldn’t get online.

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• Wanting to write some dark poetry.

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• My wife always makes me smile.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• My phone knows where I am.

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• Leaving a voicemail doesn't guarantee response.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Happy birthday to my son, Xavier.

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• That might be what you think.

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• Are you serious? You don't text?

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• Twitter, Yammer and Digg; oh my!

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• Ugly people sometimes have cute kids.

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• We both kept up the charade.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• My daughter won’t check her email.

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• So much of life slips away.

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• Chat rooms were so last year.

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• Work sucks. Work sucks. Work sucks.

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• Two twit tweeps tweet on twitter.

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• She's not the same little girl.

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• She found her husband on Twitter.

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• Call? Why would I do that?

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• Over 1100 tweets and still going.

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• It hurt when he hit me.

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• Trying to expand my online presence.

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• I like to think I’m clever.

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• Vacation without Internet. It was horrible.

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• The past helps define our future.

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• Digital camera plus Internet equals regret.

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• Working to free the inner me.

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• I sit with friends and twitter.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• She doesn't know I'm in love.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Life revolves around my Outlook calendar.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Where did all the children go?

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• Not just a name; a domain.

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• My daughter thinks motels are vacation.

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• I get online before I shower.

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• I really hate early morning Mondays.

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• Who needs email? I have twitter.

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• Drove to Dallas. Saw Scott Sigler.

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• I am not defined by Facebook.

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• Her demeanor was more fitting abroad.

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• My six words are on Facebook.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• It’s not stalking. It’s the Internet.

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• I'd friend you if I cared.

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• Coffee without Bailey's isn't as good.

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• You wrote a note. How retro.

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• I don’t have time to tweet.

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• It's not just for geeks anymore.

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• Sometimes you just need a job.

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• I follow famous people on Twitter.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Your nude photo is online somewhere.

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• I need an emoticon cheat sheet.

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• I remember mom read to me.

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• We met on Facebook and married.

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• I feel disconnected in the bathroom.

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• Say it all in 140 characters.

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• A cold beer and a cigarette.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Whose bright Twitter tweet was that?

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• She is not a one-phone woman.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Twitter. It's not just for tweeps.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Life is better than I thought.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• To tweet or not to tweet?

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• I know her by her tweets.

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• On Facebook. Wish you were here.

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• I'll be at the swim-up bar.

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• I read it in a tweet.

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• Facebook? Twitter is the new MySpace.

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• Say it with only 140 characters.

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• This is my 200th six-word submission.

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• Alive and well in the ether.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• If only it worked that way.

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• Where do the lost bits go?

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• Funny how boob tube became YouTube.

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• I heard she's still on MySpace.

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• She's worth the trials and tribulations.

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• My tweeps are all on Twitter.

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• “Delicious,” said Yammer to the tweet.

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• Yammer is the new water cooler.

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• The darkness is where I belong.

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• There’s no emoticon for my mood.

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• Life is a blur of tweets.

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• She looks like she knows more.

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• Lurking through life like chat rooms.

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• They aren't called trolls for nothing.

  In Six Words on the Digital Life

• The liquor store gets my tithes.

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• It's time to go get coffee.

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• Found on the road to Houston.

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• I knew she would never call.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• A moment of silence for 9/11.

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• I loved that Mighty Mouse shirt!

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• You only have yourself to blame.

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• Alcohol spilled. It's a party now.

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• Life got boring. I got divorced.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Wishing everyone a happy Labor Day!

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• We each enjoy the other's company.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Chinese fortune; we're compatible...in bed.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Even when she’s wrong, she’s right.

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• Ain’t got enough time for karma.

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• Working too hard at my hobbies.

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• Why don't they listen to me?

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• What a bunch of noisy cats.

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• I stay up to write alone.

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• The steady rain hides my tears.

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• I want to, but I can’t.

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• Disturbed, Trapt, Godsmack, Seether, Rob Zombie.

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• Her inability to love distressed him.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• My ears ring from the music.

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• Just for the fun of it.

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• It’s the first day of school.

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• My other self likes coffee too.

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• My parking angel treats me well.

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• If only I could remember how.

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• Her reputation limped along behind her.

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• He was always a quiet neighbor.

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• I keep checking my empty inbox.

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• Home from my vacation; and tired.

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• She loved. They married. He divorced.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• No one knows why he snapped.

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• I follow you on Twitter too.

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• Sometimes I really miss my dad.

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• Sometimes the beer just isn't enough.

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• She just stared at the cadaver.

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• When does it start getting better?

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• Clowns and dolls. Both are creepy.

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• I was dead. Now I’m not.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She promised she would call me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• She said yin. I said yang.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• With a little whipped cream, please.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I know. It’s just her way.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I have to take defensive driving.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Well I guess now we know.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• You’re a punk and a brat.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The right one felt left out

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• All they found was one shoe.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why are there always two sides?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Suicidal axe murders need not apply.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Everyone deserves someone to be with.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Drunk on Saturday. Church on Sunday.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She is a very good kisser.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Unstructured dialogue led to structured relationship

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• We're feeding that to our kids?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He likes her. She likes Lisa.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Her Death Card was too apparent.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She’s not that kind of woman.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Not for the faint of heart.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I should have in my youth.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Her wonder and amazement was apparent.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I should not be bungee jumping.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Saw it. Tried it. Liked it.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Damn bass players. I should’ve known.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Now I have a Master's Degree.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I am a high school dropout.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Forty-five and still going to concerts.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• That was just standard, everyday stupid.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wishing I had misspent my youth.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My little ID just went screaming.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I want to be in Vegas.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She’s wild with fear and jealousy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• And her left-handedness explains so much.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I hate the first tequila shot.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Happy birthday to the United States.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Married then divorced. Lather, rinse, repeat.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Calendar says Thursday; feels like Friday.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Six words are just barely enough.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Give me hard rock coffee shops.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I enjoyed her and her music.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Just waiting for something to happen.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Spending the day pitching my stories.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Can I have a do-over today?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My foot slipped off the brake.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She looked regal and slightly drunk.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• What is a witch to do?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It just means drinking and debauchery.

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• Why do I have to go?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It looked too good to eat.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I spoil her when I can.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• I'll drive until I fall asleep.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why can’t I remember the words?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• But I don't want to work.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I’m going crazy in small doses.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I sometimes wonder where I am.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She only exists in my mind.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Why didn't I call the police?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I still play too much Sudoku.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Drinking is not always the answer.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I can’t believe you did that.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The hole in my hand hurts.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I should forget work and tweet.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She doesn’t know what I think.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• It's the last day of school.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Where did I put that gun?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• We had our first father-daughter movie.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Death is easy. Life is hard.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• When do the fires go out?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• His life winked out before me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My wife thinks that I’m wonderful.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• And now I’m off to bed.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I want her to be perfect.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I don’t know if I can.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She says I use her stuff.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She cried. She jumped. She died.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wishing everyone a happy Memorial Day!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She was in pain until death.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Her heart told her not to.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Takeoffs and landings scare me most.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I needed six. Here they are.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Work less. Vacation more. I wish.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• You kiss me like a whore.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• That’s what Vegas does to you.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Even his children hate him now.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• I hate finding hair in food.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I would still marry her again.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• You're drawn wrong! I love you!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• A demon was on her back.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Back from Vegas and totally exhausted.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Her good intentions went quite awry.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Las Vegas baby! Here we come!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I medicate so I won't expire.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I've heard that sound once before.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She's a nice fit for me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• My wife tolerates my odd habits.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• It is my wife’s birthday today.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I like being with my wife.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Today is our three year anniversary.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wishing a happy Cinco de Mayo.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I don't want to go quietly.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It was warm by the fire.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It’s something I have to do.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Some heads should not be bald.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• If she only knew how much.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Somehow I missed her growing up.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It's my birthday. Happy birthday me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Born again Christian; somehow misplaced God.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why do cats always like me?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It is my brother's birthday today.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I like it when it rains.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why can't we just be friends?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He's guilty. That's why he's here.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She doesn't see it at all.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Today would be my Grandma’s birthday.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Earth Day; what are you doing?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I don't think she's worth it.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'm really not worried about it.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It is my mom's birthday today.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I didn't remember telling her that.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• What do you mean I’m dead?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• What can you say to that?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Her words were like distant chatter.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My taxes are done. Are yours?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I used to like her cats.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I make a mean Mexican Martini.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Last night's Nickelback concert was awesome!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Well I thought it was fiction.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Road anger is all the rage.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Tell me about the blue juice.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I like it with chocolate sauce.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I think my mother is proud.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why is there a bloody knife?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I love my iPod. Who knew?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I don't always understand the music.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Do I look like I care?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I know I need a haircut.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I like her. She hates me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• You get it or you don't.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• While my wife sleeps, I write.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She said it like I cared.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• To toot in church is sacrilege.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Sudoku is a waste of time.

  In Six-Word Memoirs