My Stories
- Air conditioning went out last night.
- Happy Labor Day everyone. Don’t labor.
- I am a retard for her.
- Not sure I want to know.
- Met her five years ago today.
- We weren’t kicked out of Applebee’s.
- Sarcastic Wednesdays are my absolute favorite.
- I bought my first Hawaiian shirt.
- The trip from El Paso? Long!
- The hotel Internet doesn’t work…again!
- Didn’t get kicked out of Applebee’s!
- The Twilight Zone called for you.
- Searching for ways to misplace cat.
- Stupid driver almost hit me today.
- Time to get friendly with Linux.
- Leaving Bon Jovi. Headed for Disturbed.
- Used all my brain cells yesterday.
- Work became a lot less fun.
- It’s way too early for this!
- "You're beautiful." "You're full of crap."
- Why do we fight? I'm sorry.
- It's beyond my capacity to understand.
- I’m sleeping on the wrong side.
- I’m a little busy right now.
- Recognizing the futility of that conversation.
- I can't say I missed you.
- Wish I was stranded in Europe.
- My wife says, "Mean people suck!"
- Perused other sixes. Discovered rudeness abounds.
- Can't we all just get along?
- Sometimes you really do need coffee.
- She looks like she needs attention.
- Happy Fourth of July to everyone!
- 112,068 six-word memoirs. 490 are mine.
- So this is what they mean.
- That song’s not on my iPod.
- Six-Sentence-submission accepted; The Mysterious Dr. Ramsey.
- Time to get down to business.
- They are all warm and fuzzy.
- Tired from the activities last night.
- Drinking coffee, waiting for the storm.
- I can solve a Rubik's Cube.
- Toured the Texas State Capitol today.
- I have met crazy. Trust me.
- Teaching daughter to drive. Nerve wracking.
- Happy Father's Day to the dad's!
- I will pop your Orville darling.
- Staring at you staring into space.
- Thank God the car bomb misfired.
- Thanking the veterans, alive and dead.
- Not too old for sibling rivalry.
- Unsure if I should be offended.
- Nothing inspires like a tight deadline!
- I'm just trying not to die.
- Too busy living. Not enough writing.
- Been fighting computer problems all day!
- There is Chicago. There's always Chicago.
- Coffee? Good. iPhone? Check. Work? Dang.
- New monitors sure brightened my day.
- Dropout. Didn't make it to prom.
- Just staring at an empty screen.
- Wracking my brain for witty six.
- Saturday. Fell asleep in the chair.
- Still not back to normal yet.
- Settling back into my daily routine.
- Can’t put my new iPhone down.
- Home from funeral. Found dying cat.
- Too tired to write six words.
- Funerals bring out a family's worst.
- My wife deserves a better birthday.
- Hectic days. Short nights. Rinse. Repeat.
- Today is our fourth wedding anniversary.
- Going to Hell. Hailing a cab.
- Drinking coffee from my I-love-NY cup.
- Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday…
- My inner child is outside playing.
- Happy birthday to my brother Jim!
- Never been to New York…yet.
- I just forgot six wonderful words.
- Can’t wait to grill the swordfish!
- I should have made coffee sooner.
- Inner child; come out to play!
- Playing Russian Roulette with five bullets.
- Happy Earth Day to Earth people.
- Happy Birthday Grammie. We miss you!
- I wish I liked salad more.
- ScriptFrenzy two-thirds over; I haven’t started.
- The coffee just isn't working today.
- Wishing my mother a happy birthday.
- A Sunday service call. Too cool.
- My new cable modem isn’t working.
- My daughter is still Team Angel.
- Day after taxes. I feel broke.
- Hell's fuzzy. That's what she said.
- My taxes are finally freakin' done!
- Work is incredibly work-like this morning.
- Wishing I was still in school.
- Fighting to finish taxes on time.
- Love to cook on the weekends.
- Quitting time can’t come fast enough.
- Going to New York; first time.
- Woke up today thinking it Thursday.
- The night before the morning after.
- Trying to get handle on Monday.
- Wishing a happy Easter to everyone.
- My wife called me “Mr. Singe.”
- In between Good Friday and Easter.
- Today's a better Friday than most.
- Trying to find a witty six.
- It’s the first day of ScriptFrenzy.
- March goes out like a lamb.
- The sun rises yet another day.
- Looking for light in dark world.
- I want to get an iPhone.
- I don’t write “feel good” stories.
- No one said there’d be ninjas.
- I’ll never regret not riding bulls.
- Sore from playing with the Wii.
- Trying to stay awake in class.
- Go to the graveyard. Play dead.
- She is the destroyer of things.
- I've never found a four-leaf clover.
- I’m tired of waiting for karma.
- I've submitted six words 400 times.
- St. Patrick's Day and I'm Irish.
- Tonight is St. Patrick's Day Eve.
- My grandfather would have been 104.
- She can't admit when she's wrong.
- Yesterday would have been grandfather’s birthday.
- Sometimes I just need to breathe.
- Texting changes all the spelling rules.
- Looking to become a digital nomad.
- Why is it always this hard?
- Why am I the only one?
- "You're a parrot." "You're a parrot."
- My one-year anniversary for Six Words.
- If I could change one thing…
- I can do without her drama.
- I took those trees for oak.
- I need to get on Facebook.
- Should've waited. Now I'll never know.
- Trying to find my skinny self.
- Happy birthday to Bren and Sheryl.
- Sometimes you just need something purple.
- Wishing the lottery would pick me.
- They serve beer in Mason jars.
- Wishing happy birthday to my dad.
- Where did I leave my martini?
- Got new dog. Can't find cat.
- It finally snowed in Austin, Texas.
- Still submitting stories. Still collecting rejections.
- Why did it have to happen?
- Lucky is finding pistachios without shells.
- I don't like going to funerals.
- We will always love you Carrie.
- The Winter Olympics. Now that's reality.
- It's a "Ground Hog Day Wine."
- Wish I was on 6th Street.
- Today's Fat Tuesday. I'm fat too.
- Don't wait. Don't hesitate. Get lost.
- Wishing all a happy Valentine's Day.
- Roses cannot express my wonderful life.
- Should’ve known. It sounded too good.
- Happy birthday to Mr. Abraham Lincoln.
- Word encountered a problem. Go figure.
- Thursday means vacation is almost over.
- I need to find my way.
- I work so I can play.
- What an outstanding victory last night.
- Two teams enter. One team leaves.
- All my friends are going home.
- It's not antique. It's just old.
- Today was my for-real last day.
- Just finished my defensive skiing course.
- We just went for the absinthe.
- Did the groundhog see his shadow?
- Sarah Palin; she was so 2008.
- I have had a wonderful day.
- This is me voicing my displeasure.
- I could kill myself loving her.
- Friday finally got here. Now what?
- How could I improve upon it?
- I'm trying to contain my excitement!
- Just the demons in my head.
- She pukes in her food bowl.
- Internet brides; the new mail order.
- It’s already been a great day!
- Woke up in a strange place.
- Her horns hold up her halo.
- Wow. A bad day on steroids.
- Just live to love another day.
- Wishing everyone a proud MLK Day!
- Eighteen days into 2010. Still here.
- Heads and tires are both bald.
- Installing Windows 7 on my computer.
- It has been a long week.
- Today was both great and small.
- Trying not to be too excited.
- Today could not have been better.
- I’m hoping for good things tomorrow.
- Goosebumps on top of my toes.
- You just make me want you!
- You just make me want you!
- I have to work tomorrow. Bummer.
- Feels like Sunday. Glad it’s Saturday.
- Coffee good. Headache bad. Enough said.
- Wishing happy New Year to everyone!
- Not out of leftover turkey...yet.
- Wow! Christmas vacation goes by fast!
- Managed to lose weight over Christmas.
- Happy holidays to one and all!
- Opening presents means less than family.
- Wishing everyone a merry Christmas Eve.
- All out of olives and vermouth.
- No motivation to go Christmas shopping.
- Doesn’t feel like Christmas vacation yet.
- Six words? What can I say?
- I'm already in holiday work mode.
- Moment of silence for Pearl Harbor.
- Dying, one work-week at a time.
- Sometimes my daughter doesn't get it.
- Work came too early this morning.
- NaNoWriMo's over, but I'm still writing.
- She put gravy on my ham.
- Stone’s throw away. Can’t say hi.
- Our long weekend is almost over.
- Visited by ghost of Thanksgiving past.
- Sitting at home. Missing the sales.
- Wishing everyone a very happy Thanksgiving.
- It grew back with a vengeance.
- We could over-indulge ourselves to death.
- I'm surrounded by people of Wal-Mart!
- It was funny before the chainsaw.
- Happy Veteran's Day to all vets.
- I'm wishing everyone a happy Halloween.
- Why does work feel like flypaper?
- She’s a monster. I’m in love.
- Woke up wishing today was Sunday.
- Taking defensive driving online freaking sucks!
- My freaking defensive driving is done.
- Woke up thinking today was Sunday.
- 666; it’s not just a number.
- Need “super don’t poke me” application.
- Facebook status is reality to some.
- Tequila – the way God made
- Social outcast but social media master.
- I’m still stuck in the weekend.
- Wishing for more. Living with less.
- IT has to reimage my laptop.
- This is my daughter’s fourteenth birthday.
- This is going to end badly.
- I see you through your webcam.
- I'm looking forward to this weekend
- I have the best parking angel.
- Coffee- good. Coffee in keyboard- bad.
- It takes too long to boot.
- The sun rose. I'm still alive.
- Bad day. I couldn’t get online.
- Wanting to write some dark poetry.
- My wife always makes me smile.
- My phone knows where I am.
- Leaving a voicemail doesn't guarantee response.
- Happy birthday to my son, Xavier.
- That might be what you think.
- Are you serious? You don't text?
- Twitter, Yammer and Digg; oh my!
- Ugly people sometimes have cute kids.
- We both kept up the charade.
- My daughter won’t check her email.
- So much of life slips away.
- Chat rooms were so last year.
- Work sucks. Work sucks. Work sucks.
- Two twit tweeps tweet on twitter.
- She's not the same little girl.
- She found her husband on Twitter.
- Call? Why would I do that?
- Over 1100 tweets and still going.
- It hurt when he hit me.
- Trying to expand my online presence.
- I like to think I’m clever.
- Vacation without Internet. It was horrible.
- The past helps define our future.
- Digital camera plus Internet equals regret.
- Working to free the inner me.
- I sit with friends and twitter.
- She doesn't know I'm in love.
- Life revolves around my Outlook calendar.
- Where did all the children go?
- Not just a name; a domain.
- My daughter thinks motels are vacation.
- I get online before I shower.
- I really hate early morning Mondays.
- Who needs email? I have twitter.
- Drove to Dallas. Saw Scott Sigler.
- I am not defined by Facebook.
- Her demeanor was more fitting abroad.
- My six words are on Facebook.
- It’s not stalking. It’s the Internet.
- I'd friend you if I cared.
- Coffee without Bailey's isn't as good.
- You wrote a note. How retro.
- I don’t have time to tweet.
- It's not just for geeks anymore.
- Sometimes you just need a job.
- I follow famous people on Twitter.
- Your nude photo is online somewhere.
- I need an emoticon cheat sheet.
- I remember mom read to me.
- We met on Facebook and married.
- I feel disconnected in the bathroom.
- Say it all in 140 characters.
- A cold beer and a cigarette.
- Whose bright Twitter tweet was that?
- She is not a one-phone woman.
- Twitter. It's not just for tweeps.
- Life is better than I thought.
- To tweet or not to tweet?
- I know her by her tweets.
- On Facebook. Wish you were here.
- I'll be at the swim-up bar.
- I read it in a tweet.
- Facebook? Twitter is the new MySpace.
- Say it with only 140 characters.
- This is my 200th six-word submission.
- Alive and well in the ether.
- If only it worked that way.
- Where do the lost bits go?
- Funny how boob tube became YouTube.
- I heard she's still on MySpace.
- She's worth the trials and tribulations.
- My tweeps are all on Twitter.
- “Delicious,” said Yammer to the tweet.
- Yammer is the new water cooler.
- The darkness is where I belong.
- There’s no emoticon for my mood.
- Life is a blur of tweets.
- She looks like she knows more.
- Lurking through life like chat rooms.
- They aren't called trolls for nothing.
- The liquor store gets my tithes.
- It's time to go get coffee.
- Found on the road to Houston.
- I knew she would never call.
- A moment of silence for 9/11.
- I loved that Mighty Mouse shirt!
- You only have yourself to blame.
- Alcohol spilled. It's a party now.
- Life got boring. I got divorced.
- Wishing everyone a happy Labor Day!
- We each enjoy the other's company.
- Chinese fortune; we're compatible...in bed.
- Even when she’s wrong, she’s right.
- Ain’t got enough time for karma.
- Working too hard at my hobbies.
- Why don't they listen to me?
- What a bunch of noisy cats.
- I stay up to write alone.
- The steady rain hides my tears.
- I want to, but I can’t.
- Disturbed, Trapt, Godsmack, Seether, Rob Zombie.
- Her inability to love distressed him.
- My ears ring from the music.
- Just for the fun of it.
- It’s the first day of school.
- My other self likes coffee too.
- My parking angel treats me well.
- If only I could remember how.
- Her reputation limped along behind her.
- He was always a quiet neighbor.
- I keep checking my empty inbox.
- Home from my vacation; and tired.
- She loved. They married. He divorced.
- No one knows why he snapped.
- I follow you on Twitter too.
- Sometimes I really miss my dad.
- Sometimes the beer just isn't enough.
- She just stared at the cadaver.
- When does it start getting better?
- Clowns and dolls. Both are creepy.
- I was dead. Now I’m not.
- She promised she would call me.
- She said yin. I said yang.
- With a little whipped cream, please.
- I know. It’s just her way.
- I have to take defensive driving.
- Well I guess now we know.
- You’re a punk and a brat.
- The right one felt left out
- All they found was one shoe.
- Why are there always two sides?
- Suicidal axe murders need not apply.
- Everyone deserves someone to be with.
- Drunk on Saturday. Church on Sunday.
- She is a very good kisser.
- Unstructured dialogue led to structured relationship
- We're feeding that to our kids?
- He likes her. She likes Lisa.
- Her Death Card was too apparent.
- She’s not that kind of woman.
- Not for the faint of heart.
- I should have in my youth.
- Her wonder and amazement was apparent.
- I should not be bungee jumping.
- Saw it. Tried it. Liked it.
- Damn bass players. I should’ve known.
- Now I have a Master's Degree.
- I am a high school dropout.
- Forty-five and still going to concerts.
- That was just standard, everyday stupid.
- Wishing I had misspent my youth.
- My little ID just went screaming.
- I want to be in Vegas.
- She’s wild with fear and jealousy.
- And her left-handedness explains so much.
- I hate the first tequila shot.
- Happy birthday to the United States.
- Married then divorced. Lather, rinse, repeat.
- Calendar says Thursday; feels like Friday.
- Six words are just barely enough.
- Give me hard rock coffee shops.
- I enjoyed her and her music.
- Just waiting for something to happen.
- Spending the day pitching my stories.
- Can I have a do-over today?
- My foot slipped off the brake.
- She looked regal and slightly drunk.
- What is a witch to do?
- It just means drinking and debauchery.
- Why do I have to go?
- It looked too good to eat.
- I spoil her when I can.
- I'll drive until I fall asleep.
- Why can’t I remember the words?
- But I don't want to work.
- I’m going crazy in small doses.
- I sometimes wonder where I am.
- She only exists in my mind.
- Why didn't I call the police?
- I still play too much Sudoku.
- Drinking is not always the answer.
- I can’t believe you did that.
- The hole in my hand hurts.
- I should forget work and tweet.
- She doesn’t know what I think.
- It's the last day of school.
- Where did I put that gun?
- We had our first father-daughter movie.
- Death is easy. Life is hard.
- When do the fires go out?
- His life winked out before me.
- My wife thinks that I’m wonderful.
- And now I’m off to bed.
- I want her to be perfect.
- I don’t know if I can.
- She says I use her stuff.
- She cried. She jumped. She died.
- Wishing everyone a happy Memorial Day!
- She was in pain until death.
- Her heart told her not to.
- Takeoffs and landings scare me most.
- I needed six. Here they are.
- Work less. Vacation more. I wish.
- You kiss me like a whore.
- That’s what Vegas does to you.
- Even his children hate him now.
- I hate finding hair in food.
- I would still marry her again.
- You're drawn wrong! I love you!
- A demon was on her back.
- Back from Vegas and totally exhausted.
- Her good intentions went quite awry.
- Las Vegas baby! Here we come!
- I medicate so I won't expire.
- I've heard that sound once before.
- She's a nice fit for me.
- My wife tolerates my odd habits.
- It is my wife’s birthday today.
- I like being with my wife.
- Today is our three year anniversary.
- Wishing a happy Cinco de Mayo.
- I don't want to go quietly.
- It was warm by the fire.
- It’s something I have to do.
- Some heads should not be bald.
- If she only knew how much.
- Somehow I missed her growing up.
- It's my birthday. Happy birthday me.
- Born again Christian; somehow misplaced God.
- Why do cats always like me?
- It is my brother's birthday today.
- I like it when it rains.
- Why can't we just be friends?
- He's guilty. That's why he's here.
- She doesn't see it at all.
- Today would be my Grandma’s birthday.
- Earth Day; what are you doing?
- I don't think she's worth it.
- I'm really not worried about it.
- It is my mom's birthday today.
- I didn't remember telling her that.
- What do you mean I’m dead?
- What can you say to that?
- Her words were like distant chatter.
- My taxes are done. Are yours?
- I used to like her cats.
- I make a mean Mexican Martini.
- Last night's Nickelback concert was awesome!
- Well I thought it was fiction.
- Road anger is all the rage.
- Tell me about the blue juice.
- I like it with chocolate sauce.
- I think my mother is proud.
- Why is there a bloody knife?
- I love my iPod. Who knew?
- I don't always understand the music.
- Do I look like I care?
- I know I need a haircut.
- I like her. She hates me.
- You get it or you don't.
- While my wife sleeps, I write.
- She said it like I cared.
- To toot in church is sacrilege.
- Sudoku is a waste of time.


