dg2225
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Latest Memoir (of 14):
Took credit for my bad ideas.
- Took credit for my bad ideas.
- Hung on my every wor...
- Introduced "casual sex" Fridays.
- Finally stopped making me get coffee.
- Recognized my talent from miles away.
- Hired me, wired me, retired me.
- Didn't mind me showing up stoned.
- Signed my performance evaluation as "WTF!?!".
- The threat of getting fired, mostly.
- It pays for my Happy Meals.
- Hired me, tired me, fired me.
- Allowed me to grow, like mold.
- Desired me, inspired me, perspired me.
- Just left me the hell alone.
