dean_morris
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Something entirely unrelated to me and unlikely to happen to me, all for the sake of a laugh.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
daily dish... nyt art section, facebook, religions and ethics weekly, guardian. oh, and oldjewstellingjokes.com..
In bed I like to read:
new yorker, books about language, the onion.
My favorite story of all time is:
Sidney Poitier called the manager of Barneys to complain that he wasn't worshipped enough by salesmen earlier that day, screaming, "I'M OSCAR WINNER SIDNEY POITIER!"
Right now, I'm reading:
the closing of the western mind.
Latest Memoir (of 30):
No inbox/outbox now, just make art.
- No inbox/outbox now, just make art.
- It's nuclear war in your skull.
- 6I2MW! (Six is too many words!).
- Internet stories are still human stories.
- Internet stories are still human stories.
- Naked shut-in, worldwide pornstar, level playfield.
- God missed his chance to exist.
- I will never fathom your logic.
- Adjective noun verb preposition article noun.
- He planned to misplace his housekeys!
- He's my type, i'm not his.
- Sent wife to japan, cleared newspapers.
- Woulda given me his upstate house.
- Shot my cat, stole my camera.
- Repairman wanted screwing but no kissing.
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