About dean_morris
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Something entirely unrelated to me and unlikely to happen to me, all for the sake of a laugh.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
daily dish... nyt art section, facebook, religions and ethics weekly, guardian. oh, and oldjewstellingjokes.com..
In bed I like to read:
new yorker, books about language, the onion.
My favorite story of all time is:
Sidney Poitier called the manager of Barneys to complain that he wasn't worshipped enough by salesmen earlier that day, screaming, "I'M OSCAR WINNER SIDNEY POITIER!"
Right now, I'm reading:
the closing of the western mind.
My Favorite Stories
- I photoshop people in my head.
By Abigail_Pope in Six-Word Memoirs
- my best friends' friends ignore me
By dean_morris in Six-Word Memoirs
- What the hell was that about?
By Deb_Biechler in Six-Word Memoirs
- not drinking any more- nor less
By LOPAKA in Six-Word Memoirs
- Spiritual life doesn't require a religion.
By katja in Six-Word Memoirs
- Heart wants everything
Why shouldn't it? - live fast, live long, die alive
By Lico_MIller in Six-Word Memoirs
- I'm always exiting something right now.
By Sherryhoo in Six-Word Memoirs
My Stories
- 6I2MW! (Six is too many words!)
- Internet stories are still human stories.
- Internet stories are still human stories.
- Naked shut-in, worldwide pornstar, level playfield.
- God missed his chance to exist.
- I will never fathom your logic.
- adjective noun verb preposition article noun
- he planned to misplace his housekeys!
- he's my type, i'm not his
- sent wife to japan, cleared newspapers
- woulda given me his upstate house.
- shot my cat, stole my camera
- repairman wanted screwing but no kissing.
- celtic fire and ice makes steam.
- confess in anguish to imaginary gods.
- i'm a people loving cursing person
- our tartans clashed, that's so gay.
- didn't ask for or deserve it.
- Parents: "Mentioning homosexuality upsets your brother".
- Hoping to be good at something
- Drew outside lines, made colors bleed
- At last my friends get me
- Believe it or not I'm relaxed
- More than six, too much information
- Can anything beat ice cream pie
- Life's secret is dot dot dot
- Go great lengths to save effort.
- my best friends' friends ignore me
