burritoface
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Promising future. Take-out boxes. Unrealistic drowning.
- Promising future. Take-out boxes. Unrealistic drowning.
- Job searching. Anxiety med poppin. Success?
- Moral of today is: Silly bitches.
- Crippling school debt is hilarious journey.
- Copywriting friendship shorthand; writing brilliant poetry.
- He's always creeping in my crevices!
- I'm gonna bite your face off!
- Need a good game of Slap-A-Ho!
- Sleeping bodies entwined; hearts in sync.
- You're awful with the word "too".
- Giggling beer out of my nose.
- I thought it would be consensual.
- Thankful love encompasses spazzy spy dances.
- Insurance issues: Time to bend over.
- Scared 32 will end me too.
