browndog
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Me, letting opportunities pass me by.
Right now, I'm reading:
Zero History (William Gibson)
My favorite story of all time is:
the baby polar bear joke
Latest Memoir (of 16):
Be the employee you would want.
- Be the employee you would want.
- I. Will. Not. Assimilate. (twitch) *send*.
- I. Will. Not. Assimilate. (twitch).
- Let someone else proofread your wok.
- Let someone else proofread your wok.
- The New Year proceeds, becomes January.
- Not likely, no. But not IMpossible.
- Haircut. Eyebrows waxed. Whole new world.
- Too many sadnesses at one time.
- Expected grief; surprised by how much.
- Can I stay over tonight please?
- Spoke my "Six" and didn't shatter.
- Luckily, I don't mind dog spit.
- Burning one bridge at a time.
- I'd like the opportunity to try.
