
ahab
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About me
In bed I like to read:
writing on the wall
My favorite story of all time is:
the end
Right now, I'm reading:
the first chapter
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
what it is
Latest Memoir (of 8):
FinchGirl conjured Mom's perfume perfectly.
- FinchGirl conjured Mom's perfume perfectly.
- PC stands for "Pornography, Christians!".
- From bachelors' Clicker to Remote spouse.
- Late blooming daughter's petals hug me.
- Family tree aborted me --- bad apple.
- Upscale family doesn't puke, they un-eat.
- Now pronounce you, Television and Wife.
- Looking forward to mooching off Satan.






