About Yvonne
My favorite story of all time is:
National Geographic's 'Gone With The Water' By Joel K. Bourne, Jr., October 2004
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
the first chance i get.
In bed I like to read:
...7,6,5,4....
Right now, I'm reading:
the mainstreet.com financial happiness index which says I live in the 6th happiest state in the nation. What does all this mean? It means as long as I still owe - off to work I go.
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
When will I ever get a maid?
My Favorite Stories
- Blogging after hours caused sleepless nights.
By Yvonne in Six-Word Memoirs
- Breaking Up with My Mother
By TempletonRobin in My Life So Far
- my past is one fat monkey
By Kenny_Clark in Six-Word Memoirs
- Kidnapping, Torture and Penile Implants
By scott_Sanders in My Life So Far
- baby on the way: stunned euphoria
By dogsknowall in Six-Word Memoirs
My Stories
- Like it or not, I'm twittering.
- Antsy for Six-word Memoirs, The Sequel.
- Humanitarian thought: can twitter feed poor?
- Seems recession has created man shortage.
- Unknown writer came out of closet.
- In the beginning was a garden.
- All jokes aside, laughing is hormonal.
- Fatigued by hundreds of new ideas.
- Antediluvian still receiving pen pal letters.
- Three carats wasn't only thing flawed.
- I was wangled by his poem.
- Pushing Prince Charming's motorcycle was off.
- Valentines Day could have been Easter.
- Holiday gift wrap was a waste.
- Received email(s) from smith's contact me.
- Blogging after hours caused sleepless nights.
- "Fellow Americans, meet our new dog."
- Together, we spin the American throw.
- From horses to electric, America moves.
- Equality is color-blind, so, chill out!
- America's resume:
~Administered
~Supported
~Reinforced
~Proven - Obstacles, the common denominator to advancements.
- Jack and Jill need Social Security.
- Power generates when all circuits connect.
- Vision becomes clear through zoomed scope.
- A journey steps off high roads.
- A pruned nation produces bountiful harvests.
- Labor pains always come before birth.
- A New mop cleans House best.
- Tailoring bills shouldn't line legislators' pockets.
- Spacious skies cover lots of ground.
- It's never too late to generate.
- We must capture this era's potential.
- Wow! I too could've had V-8.
- Healthcare in America needs booster upshot.
- History makes new quote-Starts Itself
- Red tape won't stick if melted.
- A gauged government control cools meltdown.
- One nation, under God, invisibly, foreclosed!
- "Head em' up, move em' out."
- Economical crunch can't take our lunch!
- Shift in patterns is what matters.
- People in a free land prevail.
- America: an unaltered, strong, world resource.
- The road ahead turns an economy.
- Rising to Victory is America's way.
- But....puffs of smoke send signals.
- America musn't EXEMPT people before taxes.
- We need Regulation instead of Propagation!
- Our flag wavers--American opportunity doesn't.
- We will shape our children's future.
- Taking stock in America is change.
- United ushers in States of America.
- Investments in American citizens changes economy.
- Results make a more perfect union.
- Freedom: when new horizons take position.
- Transition nullifies recession as a progression.
- Staying single has lots of advantages.
- Woman Vice President. Now thats memoirs!
- Makeover: peeling leaves off Gustav facial.
- Moved so much, legs fell off.
- Carrying your weight doesnt mean EAT.
- Rolled a few stones. Grew moss.
- Burning midnight oil isn't about Iran.
- Squeezed my lemons. Planted the seeds.
- Colic pains everyone in the house.
- Independence blossoming: boy toddler urinates outside.
- Tooth fairy fired for no show.
- Nagging caller said "I'm his girlfriend".
- I like it all, except pickled...
- Saw parked truck: 'CooNs fOr SAle'
- 'Blackened Bread' recipe: Press 3, scrape.
- WOK this way, Wok this Way!
- Sticks and stones...but words hurt.
- "See garbage truck? Bottle go bye-bye"
- hearth attacks: wood burning airborne particles.
- Made shrimp fettuccine. Everyone loved it.
- Solar lights shed light on notes.
- great aunt 101 years, couldn't write.
- Modern builders throwing glass houses Rock!
- I am having fun exploring niche.
- Hired handyman. He brought his wife.
- Come on...refried, authentic and new?
- Patron said"nick it in butt"
- This memoir wasnt written on paper.
- Grow your own stash (of beans).
- Mom's reality is changed at seventy-six.
- Bay leaves in cabinet killed pests.
- A melted iceberg has no advocate.
- Competed in 'Miss Teenie Weenie Bikini'.
- Dad is an athiest, please pray.
