Member since May, 2011
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In bed I like to read:
Between the lines on her face.
Right now, I'm reading:
Right now, I'm reading.
Latest Memoir (of 54):
My thoughts, collected like expired coupons.
- My thoughts, collected like expired coupons.
- Viagra hand-lotion popular during hard times.
- Whistling at taxis, temperature, and tootsies.
- Suicide is not a lifelong commitment.
- Reincarnated atheist reincarnated as reincarnated atheist.
- I breathe inside her wordless poetry.
- Present to girlfriend gets bad wrap.
- Put up dukes to fight past.
- Butterfly gets Madison tattooed across wings.
- Stairs and Bars. Red flag raised.
- Veterinarians get a lot of pussy.
- Suspension bridge collapses and ends suspense.
- UFC fighters eat elbows and breakfast.
- My love knows no bounds. Idiot.
- America Runs On Dunkin'. Finishes last.