About Wingle
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
work. I like to read stories by my students.
In bed I like to read:
Non-fiction
My favorite story of all time is:
"Chickamauga" by Ambrose Bierce
Right now, I'm reading:
The Inferno by Dante (trans. by Ciardi)
Moby Dick by Herman Melville
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Long bouts of procrastination and self-doubt followed by remarkably productive periods
My Favorite Stories
My Stories
- I'm
Strangely
Attracted
To
Evangelical
Fundamentalists - at thirteen
he had
false teeth - I'm happy
with my
religious upbringing. - reading
six-word
memoirs
and
finding emo - Metacognition.
Why can't I
shut up? - regrets.
many more
than a few. - Believe it.
The years DO fly! - a dove
sits
on
my
head - my sister is crazy.
help me. - My beard. Catching crumbs. And stares.
- I'm a teacher, and I learn.
- Love you? You will never know.
- Trust me. Blood isn't that thick.
- I am weary of your childishness.
- I love my job. No joke.
- At the gym, I am invisible.
- I dare you. Tell your wife.
- I remember when peanuts didn't kill.
- Get up from the computer. Please.
- Hope (ful/less)
- Grumpy Old Man
- Don't Get Me Started
- Tattoo You
- Of 22 tattoos, I regret one.
- You still think I am funny.
- one of the great unknown stories
- J., I will never forgive myself.
- You amaze me every single day.
- Stop. I've heard that one before.
- All day Saturdays. Banana seat bliss.
- Southern Baptists used to be fun.
- I didn't know we were poor.
- He does not know I'm alive.
- The leaves and my hopes fall.
- I have accepted my big ears.
- Umbrellas of Cherbourg freaks me out.
- My life is not so-called.
- Great. Marilyn Manson shares my birthday.
- I quit scouts for a car.
- Fat man sits knitting. Go figure.
- Sigh. I can't see my feet.
- Goodbye, Paul
- Je m'en fiche
- A Little Bird Told Me
- "Catch You On The Flip-Flop, Good Buddy!"
- Sigh
- America: This Magnificent Mess
- The Fall of Man
- THE INTERSECTION
- THE THINGS OF THIS WORLD WILL GROW STRANGELY DIM
- Existential angst just scratches the surface.
- Yes, I lived in a trailer.
- I know a little about much.
- Family Reunions
- I'm not what you would expect.
- Brush with Fame 2 (or, I Don't Care If You Believe Me Or Not; It Really Happened)
- Didactic, I Know . . .
- Brush with Fame 1 (or, I Don't Care If You Believe Me Or Not; It Really Happened)
- I've shaved once in 30 years.
- Pinewood Derby
- Johnny Astro
- High School Cynicism
- Aging and Accompanying Fears
- Bouncy Ball Praise Songs, Etc.
- Six-Eyes (or, Be Careful What You Wish For)
- Red Man
- Rex the Liar
- STELLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
- My Daddy, Slim Whitman, and Mars Attacks!
- I'm happy most of the time.
- Come clean, asshole.
Tell your wife. - Emmylou Harris and the KKK
- Grandmas & Santa Claus
- Look At Me! I'm Blogging!
- Joe the Lion
