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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Missing the bus, in every sense of the term.

Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
The New York Times, FARK, Gargoyle... There are some others. I also try to read people's faces when they come home from work. They tell stories too.

In bed I like to read:
Fortunes cookies.

My favorite story of all time is:
"Through The Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There" by Lewis Carroll.

Right now, I'm reading:
"Anna Karenina" by Leo Tolstoy. It's the most entertaining brick of a book I've ever opened.