Wheezy
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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Ms. Zane's Fifth Grade Class: Sex Ed. I'm listening intently as Ms Zane draws the penis and vagina on the green (not black) board. I shift my elbow and accidentally knock the pencil off my little desk. I'm reaching for my pencil beside my feet when suddenly, everyone in my class is moaning "ewwwww." I bolt back up in my seat, but was too embarrassed to ask Ms. Zane to repeat the "ew" inspiring information. Apparently, I missed the most important part of the lesson...how the sperm gets in to the vagina. STORY OF MY LIFE.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Good Men Project, She Said He Said, Angry Asian Man
In bed I like to read:
Books on love.
My favorite story of all time is:
Inception, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Right now, I'm reading:
Plato's Symposium
Latest Memoir (of 15):
I suppose now I know better.
- I suppose now I know better.
- Broken hearts lead to talking wounds.
- "Sorry, your first time isn't special.".
- Sarcasm does not transcend digital scapes.
- Please turn down the noise pollution.
- Chinese American Mothers over Mitt Romney.
- Good food, good company, bliss.
- He can't live without heineken beer.
- Mom, I can't be more grateful.
- Doesn't matter how old you are.
- JAP is not Jewish American Princess.
- Happiness is in goofy little children.
- Learn to love in slow motion.
- I love too fast, too hard.
- It's time to go back home.
