About Wench
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
"Wench, you spilled something on your shirt."
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
PostSecret.com, thenotebookarmy.org, library.icecastle.org/
In bed I like to read:
Fiction, graphic novels, anything by friends! Old letters, my notebook, notes discovered in long-unopened books.
My favorite story of all time is:
House of Leaves, by Mark Z. Danielewski.
Right now, I'm reading:
In the middle of at least three books right now.
My Favorite Stories
My Stories
- I said "Yes." Next, "I do!"
- He proposed! In a magic garden!
- Tom boy needs her beauty sleep.
- Ask me: I will say yes.
- Ring is picked. Now I wait!
- I tamed. You kept the shrew.
- What a classy broad. Good luck.
- I miss ghosts and vapor trails.
- 150 mph winds. No school closing.
- I miss your tuna noodle casserole.
- Today I will do the impossible.
- All snowed in, nowhere to go!
- Oh, that was all about football.
- Just discovered I can't pay rent.
- Devolving in overt advances. It's nice.
- Hi, black dots inside my mole.
- All night I thought you'd propose.
- Vapor trails dragging into new life.
- I am speechlessly angry, raped twice.
- Your mistake cost my biggest secret.
- Somehow we just knew we'd last.
- I am so close to deletion.
- Kicking it old school. Just smooches.
- even my prayers are trailing off
- Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks.
- I'm on fire. Do you care?
- Kicked in balls once a month.
- What the hell just happened there?
- I have found my Mr. Darcy.
- The past is forgiven, not forgotten.
- I feel like I've come home.
- I now unequivocally believe in miracles.
- Finally, questions seem to have answers.
- I left my love for Jesus.
- I can't explain. I'm just sure.
- I am going to marry you.
- Played hookie from school for pancakes.
- Shifting kept you up. I left.
- I forgot how to sleep alone.
- Please remove me from mailing list.
- Always maybe, never more than that.
- Not sure where I fit in.
- I dream brilliantly, then wake up.
- Application accepted. Terrified of finally succeeding.
- Will not apologize for being happy.
- What, no more love and heartbreak?
- Had an affair with my boyfriend.
- I need to stop loving you.
- Don't want to let you go.
- Neighbors watched our silhouettes weave together.
- Guitar and PBR: Bonfire without flame?
- Well, this is an odd twist.
- How long until it's not weird?
- You see flowers in these weeds.
- Wish my songs weren't so autobiographical.
- Thought, incorrectly, I'd stop hating you.
- I still love the chronic liar.
- This is killing me. No, seriously.
- We're even. You just don't know.
- Cold beer. Dirty feet. Big smile.
- Lately I start fights without trying.
- Still can't delete your last voicemail.
- You spin me right 'round, baby.
- YOU cheated. I'm the bad guy?
- Deep breaths help tears stay down.
- Last minute card shopper every holiday.
- The stress is making me sick.
- I'd prefer not to hate you.
- Mind is training heart to love.
- Your ex looks like re-constructed roadkill.
- Conservative hippie rants: Legalize the Constitution!!!
- I think you're super duper awesome.
- Wore your favorite. You didn't notice.
- I wish my parents loved eachother.
- They don't even want to fight.
- I was never satisfied with normal.
- Left my brother alone with them.
- Writes songs to cope with reality.
- Make me believe it's worth living.
- Masochism's ok. Self-infliction isn't. What gives?
- In love with a compulsive liar.
- You still wish it was her.
- Stop throwing trash out car windows!!!
- Pro-photographer. Prefers shooting people to models.
- Arizona makes you miss someone else.
- I'd miss you and your lasagna.
- Stole cigarette. When'd I start smoking?
- Sad realization: Computer's my best friend.
- Better actress than you would guess.
- I don't believe "I love you".
- Niece- "I'm messy!" Shampoos with peas.
- In his defense, I said 'adventure'.
- I think a hug might help.
- Sacrificing self-worth for a little affection.
- It ended tonight. Should stop crying.
- I thought depression ended in highschool.
- Promised I'd live. Don't know, lately.
- You're not a very good liar.
- Temporary, I know. Love you, anyway.
- My nieces taught me new love.
- It's all guess work with you.
- Joe may be right. Who cares.
- I said "Last chance." I lied.
- Re-establishing trust. Don't fuck it up.
- Quit razors, not lovers. Same thing.
