About Waffles
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
lost in darkness gps is dead
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Zines. I'm a big fan of "I Hate This Part of Texas" and "Crude Noise."
In bed I like to read:
My culinary text books.
My favorite story of all time is:
everyone else's
Right now, I'm reading:
new lines on my face
My Stories
- No, my apartment's always this clean.
- dog can't stop sniffing vacuum cleaner!!!
- eight beers go down too fast
- "free or best offer" -dating site.
- it's weird that that was free
- broken car, broken heart, broken life.
- conceived out of wedlock. bad christians!
- what's that secret you can't tell?
- im much older than i thought
- that doctor claimed to know me.
- six words are six too many
- this dog is my best friend.
- free puppy! $10k in medical bills.
- twelve friends dead by age sixteen
- wishing for an accidental baby, sigh.
- plop, bubble, flip, wait, burned pancake.
- more than cook, less than chef
- loves being the only kitchen lady
- vegetarian! break down that meat piece.
- $50,000 culinary education i flip burgers
- no sperm... but a turkey baster!
- i just wanna have her baby
- since when is love so wrong?
- two girls in love is "immoral"
- wish i could take it back.
- had to fake it every time.
- cancer vs. pisces - the disease always wins
- my heart beats the sound ferocious!
- why do i keep backing down?
- the playground was innocent once.
- i love her more than myself
- my favorite scheme; a drama queen
- i can't stop lying to myself
- without you i can still smile
- It is always head verses heart.
- what to do when it's gone?
