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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
lost in darkness gps is dead
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Zines. I'm a big fan of "I Hate This Part of Texas" and "Crude Noise."
In bed I like to read:
My culinary text books.
My favorite story of all time is:
everyone else's
Right now, I'm reading:
new lines on my face
Latest Memoir:
No, my apartment's always this clean.
- No, my apartment's always this clean.
- Dog can't stop sniffing vacuum cleaner!!!
- Eight beers go down too fast.
- "free or best offer" -dating site.
- It's weird that that was free.
- Broken car, broken heart, broken life.
- Conceived out of wedlock. bad christians!
- What's that secret you can't tell?
- Im much older than i thought.
- That doctor claimed to know me.
- Six words are six too many.
- This dog is my best friend.
- Free puppy! $10k in medical bills.
- Twelve friends dead by age sixteen.
- Wishing for an accidental baby, sigh.
