About Voodoo_Lady
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
There isn't an ounce of exasperation in my life. My story is pure light and good luck, plus an amazingly gorgeous man who is honestly the coolest person I've ever met. Life has just begun....I don't worry about people from my past since they weren't good enough to make it to my future!
In bed I like to read:
vampire novels, mmmmmmm sexy
My favorite story of all time is:
Island of the Blue Dolphins, Into the Wild, Neverwhere, The Neverending Story, I Know Why the Cage Bird Sings
Right now, I'm reading:
The Gate
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
I better not tell ya, I know people who will slander my good name out of pure jealousy.
My Favorite Stories
- I miss him while he sleeps.
By Andi_Gleeson in Six-Word Momoirs
- How do I not ruin you?
- Love hearing my name in whispers.
- He should have married the television
- I make her laugh. That's enough.
- Say I do, but don't tattoo.
- Every day is like groundhog day
By Alisa_Law in Six-Word Momoirs
- Strangers know me better than you.
- Feel lonely even when you're here.
- Trying to rebuild what you destroyed.
- Can't remember why I said yes.
- Fear motivates the weak minded only.
By euterpe in Six-Word Memoirs
- I think I settled for mediocrity.
- Love: A temporary state of insanity.
- It's all about you almost always.
- Pen as my sword, you bleed.
- Simple man never understood complex girl.
- I've given up on you already.
- We're incompatible. What was I thinking?
My Stories
- Must be gorgeous to date me.
- Pet peeves= slow drivers, lazy men.
- No longer broke, done balancing checkbook.
- My man is hotter than yours!
- True bliss is freedom to date.
- My BF screens guys for me.
- Yeah, I'm a bitch. So what?
- I do know voodoo, do you?
- Textbook Scorpio. Don't mess with me.
- Sea of fish, found the treasure.
- Luckiest lady alive, look at him!
- Existing constantly giddy, all his fault!
- Gave up wild ways for him.
- Most girls are jealous of me.
- My problem- dated guys my age.
- Always had a one kid max.
- Divorce Decree, Debt Discharge= Golden Tickets!
- Loneliness and desperation- not my burden.
- We get tattooed together, so sexy!
- Happy as Heaven, Hot as Hell!
- Funding friends fulfilling, funding freaks foul.
- Love teaching hot guys to snowboard!
- Won't fund your kids, don't ask.
- I honestly have the coolest job.
- 2017 taking my boy to Japan.
- Fell for his mohawk and smile.
- All good fortune, no bad luck.
- My world is 100% moron free.
- Only want him, must "delete" randoms.
- My cats like cuddling him too.
- No husband, can afford Starbucks daily!
- Successful woman fell for punk boy.
- Society is fear, I am freedom.
- I am exactly what I want.
- The world never understood me anyway.
- Happiness is boyfriend with no baggage.
- Guys fall under my spell everytime.
- Living life just like Demi Moore.
- Holy shit, he tastes fucking good.
- .backwards things do to tends Always
- Half hippie, half hip-hop, pure honey.
- Multiple text conversations all at once.
- Texted the wrong boyfriend something intimate.
- Not naive enough to trust men.
- Men can't commit, women shouldn't bother.
- Gave my son the bookworm gene!
- Getting stalked online on this site.
- No dream man, but dream MEN!
- Amazon cougar doesn't dig whipped Napoleons.
- Ex's crazy fanclub stole my name.
- He admitted to creepin my pages.
- So many profiles, so many personalities.
- Never marry a man from AOL.
- Google phone- a girl's best friend.
- One MySpace boy. One Facebook boy.
- Husband cheated on MySpace. See ya!
- Trying not to obsessively text him.
- Home ownership= pointless. Purple Corvette= priceless.
- My heart belongs to me alone.
- This woman answers to no man.
- Drivin fast, gettin inked, gettin laid.
- Hot mama writer loves her ink!
- No baggage and not a golddigger.
- The Queen trash talker. Bow Down!
- Raising my child 100% my way.
- Tattoos and snowboarding. Nothing else matters.
- Love this game. Keep it coming.
- My power is incomprehensible to mortals.
- My enemies gross me out hardcore.
- Real moms don't ditch their kids.
- Not going to brainwash my son.
- I like 6-packs not beer guts.
- Tall trophy boys are my fave.
- Find the hottest boys, get them!
- Never lonely, never unemployed, never boring.
- Sexy smart boys get me off.
- Enjoy your cereal, it's gonna hurt.
- Sorry shorty, but size does matter.
- That wasn't me or my life.
- Life taught me to be selective.
- I'm sorry, what's your name again?
- Dating is my new favorite hobby.
- My boyfriends should start a band!
- My piercer boy- good at poking!
- I like 'em young and hung.
- I'm to sexy for my ex.
- Fat bank account, not fat bod.
- Hell yeah, I'm down with OPP!
- Obviously, I have a giant ego!
- Write for your audience, even losers.
- Corporate Diva rules over college boys.
- Side action on every single side!
- Mohawks get me hot and bothered.
- I have more money than you.
- I'm Mariah, he's Eminem. Corporation wins.
- Took out trash, it was heavy.
- I left deep marks on him.
- I scratch him, he bites me.
- Everyone always said I deserved better.
- Work, boys, tattoos, concerts. My life.
- So many men, so little time.
- It's obvious the fool misses me.
- I get whatever I want yo.
- Money is no longer an issue.
- Got last laugh, fucked in truck.
- I get older, boyfriends get younger.
- Being free is all about me!
- MILF fell for guy under 20.
- My whole world is gorgeous men.
- Will not date guys with kids.
- Age means nothing anymore to me.
- Musicians, tattooists, piercers OH MY!
- Marriage is pure poison to dreams.
- Tattoo discount and amazing sex!?! SWEET!
- Ditched all bills, paying for ink.
- I'm quite obsessed with getting tattoos.
- Never afraid to ask out guys.
- Please stop spying on my 6's!
- Love my job more each day!
- Changed genres from superhero to horror!
- My Diva trophy broke the shelf.
- Would never use someone else's name.
- Hug, bite, choke. Repeat many times.
- Zombies are the best at moaning.
- My hungry zombie feeds on me.
- We scare people, I like it.
- Heading to Hawaii with horny zombie.
- Our hugs are like porno movies.
- Even his skin turns me on.
- Might commit to this one, maybe.
- Will travel country in Airstream trailer.
- Younger guys are way yummier yo.
- We are each other's total package.
- 8 years difference isn't that much.
- Falling for a junkyard fanged boy.
- Big nose helps me smell liars.
- Don't need daddy money for bills.
- Not interested in raising your kids.
- Happy hottie fell for troubled guitarist.
- MN mama fell for WI inkslinger.
- I can see right through you.
- Dirty Hippie fell for drummer boy.
- Get your own identity, mine's taken.
- Decided dating youngens is much better.
- Friend's battlecry warms my sexy heart.
- No mortgage, can afford Master's Degree.
- This mama has a full army.
- Saved our souls from Doolittle purgatory.
- Giving my son the best everything.
- My name= my honor, your mistake.
- I know you're jealous, it's ok.
- Hot thing getting ready for war!
- Everyone I know laughs at marriage.
- Dangerous and beautiful, look out boys.
- I bite his hips, he moans.
- One Year. Four Men. Hot Damn!
- Girls hate me, I got him!
- I wanted him long ago. Score!
- One MySpace boy. One Facebook boy.
- Found a sweetie from my past.
- He is going to tattoo me.
- Agate ring equals my heart forever.
- Two men love me. Lucky me...!...?
- Abusive relationship? No, boyfriends a vampire.
- I need more than one man.
- Too much woman for one guy!
- Enough love for them all seriously.
- Skinny boys know how to fuck!
- The hotties gave me an ego.
- Adore being chased by so many!
- One guy or all of them?
- My life has never been better!
- Wanted by many. Given to few.
- Constant looks of admiration are mine.
- I can make men spew truth.
- Amazon Princess currently dating three Princes.
- Queen to many gorgeous vampire boys.
- Glad I'm spending Dirty 30's single!
- All the sexy tattooed guys-> mine.
- Seriously addicted to Cherry Dr. Pepper.
- Mom fought breast cancer. Me too?
- Don't want to raise a girl.
- Tall, tattooed, employed, atheist- he's perfect!
- Our signs are compatible- thank goddess.
- Happily drowning in ocean of men.
- Apparently I speak like "Peanuts" adult.
- My childhood was stories, books, love.
- We both speak our minds ALWAYS!
- Lame boyfriends don't escape her wrath.
- She lets me make mistakes- repeat.
- She loves dresses, I love jeans.
- Mom taught me to hate marriage.
- My mom is my favorite feminist.
- Mother's Day- found out husband cheated.
- Tough grrl never relies on men.
- In this story, men always lose.
- My mom said, "You are Satan."
- Laughing at him, not with him.
- Picket fence life is for pussies.
- choke me, Choke Me, CHOKE ME!
- Never happy married, always happy single.
- Done with one, on to next.
- His bi-polar issues were too much.
- Following wicked wench calling without worries.
- Deep down wanted a Doors fan.
- His genes sucked, kept abortion secret.
- Decided to commit, then he split.
- His wang wasn't that impressive.
- Discovered that I enjoy breaking hearts.
- Must respect you to fuck you.
- Told husband nothing, tell boyfriend everything.
- He is everything I ever wanted.
- I'm in his dreams every night!
- Hope parents fund my real wedding.
- Meant to be with talented musician.
- Cheat on me? I cheat better.
- Fix my car, win my heart.
- People with good stories intrigue me.
- Swallowed tongue stud. Will I die?
- Love his smoky Coors kisses.
- Here's my heart, please take it.
- Finally found a man I respect.
- I ride stallions, ex rides sows.
- Husbands are hot, if they're others.
- Learned about face in Wyoming heat.
- Camped in tent with gorgeous stranger.
- Married in Vegas, advise against it.
- Hiking in Colorado Rockies, got lost.
- Stone presidents. Stone heart. Stole stones.
- His kid whined the entire vacation.
- His dream. My nightmare. Haunted house.
- Done sharing tax rebate with lazybones.
- No respect-->No sex-->No love.
- Giving my all to deserving man.
- Looks matter more than you think.
- Could destroy lives, choose not to.
- Breathe him in all night long.
- Falling out of love is easy.
- Cashed in wusses, got real warrior.
- Attracted to drama, keeps blood moving.
- Ex confuses insanity with laziness intolerance.
- Admission price= 6-pack and big stick.
- New tattoo reminds me I'm free!
- He doesn't care that I wander.
- Won't let his ex wreck this.
- Each time he calls, I melt.
- So many men, not enough nights.
- Stopping myself from obsessively texting him.
- He sings his daughter to sleep.
- I feel myself falling hard again.
- We both fought anxiety from them.
- Making up for six year drought.
- Now that I'm divorced, I'm RICH!
- Men who sing make me melt.
- Hot hotel sex, perfect Valentine's Day!
- Single life is where it's at!
- Foreclosure thanks to ex, not economy.
- All this time, he was near.
- My smile is what he needs.
- Trying to fall slowly this time.
- It is all in a name.
- Found one living a parallel life.
- Got divorced. Only miss the 4X4.
- Hot guys with money call me.
- Need a guy who likes cemeteries.
- Learned my lesson. No more slackers.
- Trust me I understand men completely.
- I don't need you. Shut up.
- Hate his name? Don't change yours.
- Good fuck.Good luck.Good bye.
- No one commits. Face the facts.
- I'm horny. When ya coming over?
- My best friend's- chiropractor and lawyer.
- Poor men don't turn me on.
- Better the mistress than the wife.
- Men want me, I'll stay single!
- Never commit, it's not worth it.
- Of course I'm single, I'm hot!
- Horny feminist laughs at married fools.
- I took art. He took TV.
- Everyday it gets easier to forget.
- Strong marriage- what's mine is mine.
- Married= no sex drive. Single= TONS!
- Keep your money seperate, perfect relationship.
- Weak men do turn me off.
- Love leaves holes. Hate fills them.
- Bring all my boyfriends to Vegas.
- Apathy breeds apathy. Not my style.
- Threw domestic life to the pigs.
- Women solve problems. Men ignore them.
- Nice package. I'm no longer stimulated!
- Single mom. No sympathy is required.
- No longer supporting their drug problems.
- Brick by brick, my future grows.
- One addict after another- that's enough.
- Marriage is nothing but a joke.
- Dead end job? There's the door.
- I work hard. Why can't you?
- The world needs less lazy men.
- Giggles in delight at bad weather.
- New board, new man, new life!
- Finally found forever- about time!
- Will take ring- won't say "yes".
- Now I'm free- love my life!
- Made mistake. Erased it. Never happened.
- Done wasting good money on dope.
- Wished upon a star, found him.
- Never loved anyone this much before.
- Only gift I want is him.
- You know the second you meet.
- His green toothbrush- at my house.
- Second marriage. Keeping my own name.
- Don't screw this up new guy.
- No more support for lazy people.
- Let us keep our own money.
- Give Hilary your job please. Thanks.
- Only accepts BIG diamonds from men.
- He has expensive furniture. Bye cats!
- Keeping my child away from priests.
- Newly converted conservative. Still pro-choice feminist.
- Finally have my real name back!
- Light chases away dark memories. Forgotten.
- When he said it, I melted.
- Only dates studs, no more duds!
- Karma mine. Boring life- all theirs!
- Raised my expectations, found true love.
- Always dreamed of son having brothers.
- Potential means nothing. Success means everything.
- Wish Halloween would beat up Christmas.
- Smart woman outgrew porn addicted boy.
- Son knows dads are not reliable.
- Suicide is no longer an option.
- No doubts about my child's father.
- Is it time to snowboard yet?
- I bite him. He likes it.
- Light shines on me daily now.
- You meet the one when right.
- This time I know it's forever.
- We make the perfect superhero duo.
- All my life, waiting for this!
- Never be faithful to the unfaithful.
- My moment of insanity= "I do".
- "Devil" is my hot new nickname!
- Finally look forward to going home.
- His skeletons were never my concern.
- Never be faithful to the unfaithful.
- Hypocrites make me laugh to myself!
- All perks, none of the problems!
- Hot job, hot car, hot guy!
- Strong women don't listen to men!
- I have a thing for conservatives!
- Just needed a light to follow.
- Love the smell of real men.
- No longer trapped in the dungeon.
- Liars deserve to be lied to.
- Years of misery are now over!
- Boredom was never my real fate.
- Burnt it all- who needs memories?
- Days are happier when light shines!
- College educations are pretty damn sexy!
- Life is more than reality TV.
- Back to normal- son and I!
- Got out before I slowly drowned.
- Never talk to exes on honeymoon.
- Surrounded by hard-working, cute boys daily.
- Hotter than a doorknob in Hell!
- Religious people aren't neccessarily good people.
- Ex's groupies Google me all day.
- Life with slobs is no life.
- Love green, hate red, pity pink.
- Didn't leave until revenge was done.
- Freedom is worth more than anything.
- Writers never tell anyone the truth.
- Truth is, nothing is true honestly.
- Hiding behind religion doesn't save you.
- Watching other people's kettles turn black.
- Found one worth waiting lifetimes for.
- My son thrived after the divorce.
- My light is with me always!
- Over it long before he was.
- Able to write again in peace.
- Lazy men are not good lovers.
- All I wanted was the truth.
- Leave early just to see him.
- Pawned my ring. Got ten bucks.
- Being married ruined my credit rating.
- Never desperate enough to go back.
- Knew it was over years ago.
- Marriage ruined by his crazy ex.
- Always knew he would go back.
- Left DNA in back of SUV.
- With him, my eyes remain open.
- I will never be fooled again.
- The noises he makes melt me.
- No longer wasting money on them.
- I get high off new books.
- Got new job. Found new guy.
- A wedding ring doesn't mean anything.
- He is tv, I am books.
- He is inside, I am outside.
- First marriage is nothing but practice.
- Own two refrigerators, both are empty.
- My food didn't have a soul.
- He's my lobster, you're my crab.
- He loves comics, so do I.
- I do like sex, with him.
- Watch cooking shows, never cook anything.
- Chemistry is science, not my fault.
- Left him worse off than before.
- Broke a heart, but found mine.
- No money for gas- got fired.
- Unique and beautiful as an agate.
- Grew up on Grandma's potato soup.
- All I have for breakfast- coffee.
- Tiki drinks. Backfire dip. Psycho Suzi's.
- My breakfast table is my car.
- Chips and salsa are a meal.
- Rachel Ray is my best friend!
- Cupid missed us the first time.
- I am yang to his ying.
- Holding it together for his sake.
- AM coffee, PM Rolling Rock. Repeat.
- Does not consume animals at all.
- I worship the goddess of coffee.
- Fridge full of fruits and veggies.
- Chose pilot over magician- wrong choice.
- I fall for goatees and tattoos.
- Today he said he hated me.
- He must have been standing up the whole time!
- His smile is my greatest treasure.
- Trying not to yell so much.
- Worried about bullies every single day.
- Thanks for the stretch marks kid.
- Lady in Red breaks guy's hearts.
- Air Force dropout, English Bachelor's Degree.
- On my snowboard, I'm completely free.
- I'm happiest at really loud concerts.
- Hippie sun worshipper stuck in tundra.
- Does not consume animals at all.
- Surrounded by construction, love every minute.
- No longer in the retail world.
- Enjoying the view from Mt. Karma.
- I worship the goddess of coffee.
- With out music I would die.
- Got pregnant. He left. The end.
- Wonder Woman fell for Green Lantern.
- Live in Minnesota- scared of bridges.
- Kill the "vampires" in the house.
- A house full of curly lightbulbs.
- Ride to work with cute boys.
- Out of room- off with light.
- Always refill your water bottles people!
- I hate your dog- she smells.
- Too young to be a hippie.
- Layers and layers of total chaos.
- Cool haircut, tons of self-esteem.
- AM coffee, PM Rolling Rock. Repeat.
- Mom had abortion, no older sister.
- I cannot handle more than this.
- Fridge full of fruits and veggies.
- I put spells on some people.
- Liberal, feminist, snowboarder, crazy, writer, mom.
- Guys with tattoos make me horny.
- I cannot be in the military.
- Covered in tattoos, has bitchy attitude.
- Stuck in Minnesota, could be worse.
- NASA lied? I have no dreams.
