Latest Memoir:
Sometimes we're helpful, even without jurisdiction.
- Sometimes we're helpful, even without jurisdiction.
- But money sure makes things easier.
- Bought the ticket. Took the ride.
- We were so drunk by then!
- I've eaten the donut of despair.
- I mean, he isn't Ira Glass.
- Non-public and confidential. Internal distribution only.
- Getting offered money by homeless people.
- Leaving little pockets of crazy everywhere.
- Magic takes lots of prep time.
- Oy vey! My sister! Her advice!
- Who's the whale in this scenario?
- Too short to box with God.
- I just "favorited" myself on match.com.
- Hear me now, but listen later.






