VincentAurelius
Contact meAnswers
The song that encapsulates the soundtrack of my life is?
I'm only Sleeping
If I could have one person read my writing on SMITH it would be?
My great-great grandchildren, with me looking over their shoulders.
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Journalist, writer poet with stints as stand-up comic, radio DJ, university lecturer, social worker, psychiatric nurse and M&S shelf stacker,
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Flash Fiction 1,000
In bed I like to read:
braille. can't keep my eyes open.
My favorite story of all time is:
"Sorry boss, I think I've got that bug that's going around."
Right now, I'm reading:
Re-reading Wodehouse, Hilarious.
Latest Memoir:
Another tumour. Feels like borrowed time.
- Another tumour. Feels like borrowed time.
- Four talented brothers, only oldest survives.
- Happiness is a warm gun ban.
- The world: I declare an interest.
- I have only decades left. You?
- I fought the law, and won!
- Conquered chocolate cravings by eating chocolate.
- Hit 'quit' and read a book.
- Where will the wild things go?
- Angry birds tweet each other furiously.
- It's not OK till Mom says.
- You'll have six words left, sometime.
- Must be the wettest drought ever.
- Don't wanna hug trees? Squeeze loggers.
- Humans: we are our only predator.
