
TwoScoops
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- His mother has a feeding disorder!
- His mother has a feeding disorder!
- Out of wine...went to church.
- Mother's nuts! Hope Medicare covers asylums...
- Today's goal: Surviving 'til cocktail hour.
- Oh God! My mother's on Facebook!
- Gave my "match" a virtual "finger".
- It's a "misery loves company" dynamic.
- 50th birthday party confirmed at Build-A-Butt.
- Whiskey consumed. Ice melted. Problems remained.
- Played sore thumb in elementary band.
- Cardinals text God via smoke signals.
- Identified my emotional eating disorder... "Hangry!".
- Am addicted to my predictable insanity.



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