
They_call_me_Mike
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
I can still feel Sister Agnes's breath on the back on my neck.
In bed I like to read:
Fitness magazines, pop culture, biographies.
My favorite story of all time is:
Naked Lunch, Slaughterhouse 5, The Big Sleep, and The Crying of Lot 49.
Right now, I'm reading:
Death in the Family
Latest Memoir (of 14):
Purpose of poetry. To remind us.
- Purpose of poetry. To remind us.
- Writing's easy. Punctuation, grammar, spelling -hard.
- Life: Only available in present tense.
- The shoebox, merely a shallow grave.
- The shoebox filled with unpublished secrets.
- Other car isn't a Porsche, either.
- I've never regretted the smiling moments.
- True soul mate is the mirror.
- Storm on the century. Weekly now.
- Very LOUD! My name suits me.
- Just entered the Witness Protection Program.
- Prefer my spam in a can.
- My little brother's my big brother.
- Facebook "Friends" keep ransacking my life.






