Termite
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About me
Latest Memoir (of 30):
Never know who you're gonna meet.
- Never know who you're gonna meet.
- It very well could be me.
- My creator guided me since childhood.
- Knew instantly, I was the one.
- Let me do whatever I wanted.
- Until I found out she lies.
- Having the nickname,silent but deadly.
- Running circles around slackers,while slacking.
- Free breakfast,free lunch,free snacks.
- Six to eight hours sleep nightly.
- Never be the team lunch gopher.
- Walk awhile in your bosses shoes.
- Show up early, don't leave early.
- Don't work harder, do work smarter.
- Always there when you need one.
