Latest Memoir:
Knowing when to stop's a beginning.
- Knowing when to stop's a beginning.
- My eyebags rival McKellen's and Freeman’s.
- Kosher means "good": so does "bacon".
- Maiden surname's Jewish; my nose, almost.
- Maltese. Mediterranean. Insular. Nereid. International. Sylph.
- Which six words ruined your future?
- Like Jane Eyre, I married him!
- Can't not write; it's my oxygen.
- Explaining it all in six words.
- Copy Hemingway. Live life in Earnest.
- He didn't get away with it.
- Bitter, sweet, salty, sour. My life.
- Bitter, sweet, salty, sour. My life.
- My wrinkles have replaced my smiles.
- Magnetic attraction morphed into opposite polarities.






