Susan_Breeden
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In bed I like to read:
Nothing! I like to sleep.
My favorite story of all time is:
An Affair to Remember
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
MSN, CNN, The Onion
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Happiness is waiting for me on the top shelf, and I'm just not tall enough to reach it.
Right now, I'm reading:
Technical reports for work.
Latest Memoir:
Too many pieholes, not enough earplugs.
- Too many pieholes, not enough earplugs.
- "Piehole." (Cracks me up every time.).
- Fast cars. Faster men. Defective brakes.
- No longer afraid to be afraid.
- Most days, hope springs eternal leak.
- Wore ridiculous costume. Made society column.
- Tolerance level now measured in millimeters.
- Denial: my psychological "little black dress".
- Trying positive attitude. I like it!
- January is my resolution dress rehearsal.
- Playing head games with my heart.
- Unmaking the bed that I've made.
- Lost in thought. Can't locate exit.
- Wanted: handsome cowboy. No experience required.
- Stop walking tightrope. Free fall instead.
