My Stories
- Getting over it gets progressively easier.
- I'm over you. In every sense.
- He left me for his exwife.
- You have to want to change.
- Your solipsistic onanism befits an adolescent.
- Glad I kept my maiden name.
- Don't want you back. Just apologise.
- Only thing in common: our son.
- The mania is wearing off. Finally.
- "Sexy" is sexier in Kiwi accent.
- 2nd time round. Mistakes conceded. Better.
- I caught 37 planes for you.
- Empty inbox confirms my dread suspicions.
- Cold daylight brings its own beauty.
- The clues become clear in retrospect.
- Finally chose someone I could have.
- This time, I mean it. Really.
- Plan B soon became Plan A.
- Plan B soon became Plan A.
- Three years over in three minutes.
- I fabricate history to amuse myself.
- Quitting smoking was easier than this.
- I'll wait for you, not indefinitely.
- Can't delete you from my cellphone.
- Your baggage exceeds the cabin allowance.
- It's not me, it's you, darling.
- I don't date in my postcode.
- I'm your lover, not your therapist.
- Suddenly, it's all about you. Whatever.
- Kissing value unaffected by financial crisis.
- Triangular love was isosceles, now scalene.
- Arrivals, departures: Tears shed at airport.
- Long-distance love is Geography's bitch.
- Catholic guilt shed like nun's nightie.
- Emailed kisses sustain our working days.
- Mentally undressing you at inappropriate moments.
- Knocked at my door. Never left.
- The thought of you ignites me.
- We are each other's guilty pleasure.
- 2500km away, I still feel you.
- You weren't my wishlist. Rewrote it.
- I want to risk getting caught.
- Extended drought broken in spectacular fashion.
- Extended drought broken in spectacular fashion.
- Forbidden to love, we do regardless.
- Adoration forged: mutual love of scones.
- Know your stories like my own.
- Easy loving someone you can't have.
- Actually, I can handle the truth.
- Mistakes made. Lessons learned. Mistakes repeated.
- Don't leave your wife for me.
- First move never made. Opportunity lost.
- You are everything I never expected.
- First date lasted three whole days.
- Heart: good working order. Minor dents.
- Still write love-letters. On actual paper.
- Epistolary sex has its inky charms.
- Epistolary sex has its inky charms.
- My soundtrack scored by Bernard Hermann.
- Wrong time, wrong place. Right result.
- You're too honourable to shag me.
- Don't need you. But want you.
- How are you "sort of" married?
- Right on paper. Wrong in flesh.
- Our affair keeps airlines in business.
- Keep returning to NZ for you.
- 160 characters can arouse so effectively
- Never thought I'd be Other Woman.
- Not single mother. Prefer "independent parent".
- Postdivorce celibacy granted unexpected tenure. Damn.
- We get along with complementary flaws.
- Hopeless at flirting. Still single. Huh.
- Small lies lead to embarrassing denouement.
- Mistook your shortsightedness for a crush.
- Both too shy to make overtures
- Getting older. Mildly wiser. Minor wrinkling.
- Possessively, he called it "our uterus"
- Stopped caring who killed Laura Palmer
- Falling in love's a reflex response
- Sabotaged by my own lofty expectations
- I truly despise instant messaging. OMG.
- Never told you my real name.
- Hazel eyes and dimples deceptively forthright.
- It's so much easier being single.
- Sit down. We need to talk.
- Ex grew fat. I didn't. Justice.
- You're ambivalent. I'm indifferent. Too comfortable.
- Want to be Gene Kelly someday
- Dread the day kid grows up
- Can't bring myself to be grownup
- Haven't figured out how dating works.
- We have the vote. Use it.
- My job: weaning babies from heroin.
- Wish I knew what I wanted.
- Facebook exploited as medium of vengeance
- Short stories kind to carpal tunnel
- Want some chips with your sauce?
- You hate email. I loathe phones.
- You're never too old for fairybread.
- Sleep less than I used to.
- Resilience is second nature to me
- I promise, I'm not my mother
- I get over things quickly now
- I'm at work far too much.
- Didn't notice Dad until grown up
- Baby. Married. Divorced. Career. Mortgaged. Next?
- Mistakes shouldn't repeat themselves, but do.
- Liked your face without any hesitation
- Missed opportunity left me somewhat wistful
- Realised too late you fancied me.
- Melbourne to Perth. Bloody long way.
- Met on chairlift. I fell swiftly.
- A box full of recipes, uncooked.
- Undermine myself with expectations of perfection
- My job's catching babies. Awesome: literally.
- Know I'll never be a rockstar
- I routinely lie about my height.
- I'm single for independence, not promiscuity
- Too many books, not enough days
- Online dating fraught with poor speling
- She keeps people at arm's length.
- My internal monologue's a Broadway musical.
- Grownup already? How did that happen?
- Married for all the wrong reasons.
- Compromises needed. Are they worth it?
- Conceived Edinburgh. Born Melbourne. Loved universally.
- Enjoys good company, works better alone
- Gaptoothed smile gets away with murder
- Little feet grow big too fast
- Food's better when not doing dishes.
- Said I'd call you. I lied.
- Trying to live nine lives simultaneously
- Too few hours in the day
- Simmer six hours? Come off it!
- Make fabulous cake once a decade
- Gran's a genius with cornflake cookies
- Mummy is not a restaurant, darling.
- Loved son more than his dad
- I’m not here to complete you.
- You're not my cup of tea.
- Don't woo me with binary code.
- Clever with numbers. Not with men.
- The world extends beyond the US
- Never able to leave school completely
- Stop finishing my sentences for me.
- I’d rather read a good book.
- Girls, the wedding isn't the marriage.
- That's what you think during sex?
- Second time around. Are you scared?
- You cook well and do dishes.
- Wish I cared. Really, I do.
- Your phone's switched off. So's mine.
- It mattered immensely, until it didn't.
- It's not you, it's me. Cliche.
- Your kisses utterly confused my resolve
- Dizziness wasn't love, just undiagnosed diabetes
- Sex isn't the most important thing
- Kissed you, then had to escape
- You're less charming than you think
- Tried to be straight. Didn't work.
- Beautiful girl not in my arms
- Would rather have liberty than you
- Don't care enough to make room
- Bit off more than could chew
- Divorced at last. Hoorah! Never again.
