Latest Memoir:
Living out protracted adolescence on rollerskates.
- Living out protracted adolescence on rollerskates.
- Attention Pinatas! Stand up, organize, unite!
- America, I'm breaking up with you.
- Hit pay dirt: grow your food.
- Smithmag keeps me from going Amish.
- Taking time to pet the dogs.
- I'm still apologizing for the CIA.
- World, why are you so blue?
- Sorry, I'm fresh out of brilliant.
- Your squeaky clean needs some dirty.
- Missing Caesar from my salad days.
- Please don't mistake confidence for arrogance.
- Chicago by day, Santiago by night.
- Ode to Sushi: Mmmm. The End.
- Chocolate, oh how you mock me.
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