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My favorite story of all time is:
The Sun Also Rises
Right now, I'm reading:
Damned by Chuck Palahniuk
Latest Memoir (of 21):
Be a hero in your story.
- Be a hero in your story.
- Nothing better than a fresh haircut.
- Expected Divine Comedy to be funnier...
- "What do you do?" "I Drive.".
- Being cool just isn't cool anymore.
- What is it like being old?
- Silence is only awkward when heard.
- Two strips of bacon is insufficient.
- Bar Mitzvahs: drunken parents, awkard teens.
- Most waves break on lonely beaches.
- Create your own major: Wilderness Survival.
- Dance like drunk people at weddings.
- Is there an app for this?
- Obama singing Al Green: so smooth...
- Stranger to all, in foreign lands.