About SaraMaratta
My favorite story of all time is:
Pride and Prejudice, without a doubt!
Right now, I'm reading:
Dear John and about 50 other assigned texts.
My Stories
- Always afraid of being a disappointment.
- Skinned knee again. Damn. Need Polysporin.
- Sometimes my best is barely sufficient.
- Scared of unknown, needs a psychic.
- Big mistake; saying I'm a journalist.
- I really need Mr. Darcy NOW!
- Disliking philosophy and TA isn't hot.
- Won't wear blue dress to internship.
- Not exactly jumping for joy today.
- Spirit almost broken by uncouth professor.
- Drunkenness is the epitome of stupidity.
- Loves hockey more than my boyfriend.
- I should have read the directions.
- A little eye-candy never hurt anybody.
- My heart was shattered like glass.
- Not be afraid to open heart.
- We're going to the Sugar Bowl!!!
- Unsatisfied with the blandness of today...
- My bad week has gotten worse.
- Snaps for me my 100th memoir!
- Would kill for a snow day!
- Proud member of a dysfunctional family.
- Hates men who lead me on.
- Wishing I'd read that last chapter.
- I'm not your stereotypical bitchy journalist.
- First love unrequited and still waiting.
- I have a different crush everyday.
- Utilize bazooka if I had one.
- Loves when people remember my name.
- Feminist meets conservative, unabashed fun ensues.
- Lost someone I loved, I ache.
- Discovered he was dating, via Twitter.
- Twitter is for those without Facebook.
- Needs flash forward of future life.
- Don't tell men too much information.
- Feel fated not to find Darcy.
- Can I explore your lavatory? Please?
- I love the idea of love.
- Proud third generation feminist and non-manhater.
- My reckless desire breeds unpresidented trouble.
- I'm a slave to my education.
- Fate worst than hell; working retail.
- Sometimes boys are stupider than gnats.
- I'm a resolute purveyor of love.
- Waiting for email that never comes.
- Working hard for money; still poor.
- Play Taylor Swift. See what happens.
- Just a victim of unusual circumstances.
- Can only deal with packed baggage.
- Reinsituting whoremonger back into world's vocabulary.
- Keith Urban concert; intoxicated with happiness!
- Love with every drop of existence.
- Honk. But I couldn't find horn.
- Opened eyes after struck by reality.
- My creative well is running dry.
- People think crazy thoughts in summer.
- Love can't be killed; only hate.
- Often trapped in perfection of moment.
- Isn't fresh morning air extremely intoxicating?
- Easily wooed by men with accents.
- If only all people were colorblind.
- There is nothing wrong with love.
- True fact; love is a battlefield.
- No qualms. No regrets. Splendid life.
- Make love, not war. How Romantic!
- I never know what I want.
- If only you weren't so blind.
- I am controlling. Somebody has to.
- Patiently waiting for corny Mr. Darcy.
- Hey George Clooney! I'm still single.
- Looking for serendipity in my life.
- Broken heart. True love. New life.
- I'm a pasta kind of girl.
- Searching for exotic Canadian hockey player.
- Friend; what I am to him.
- I always over think everything important.
- Independent, feminist, student; works at Target.
- Twittering and Googling; they sound dirty.
- My first love; Columbus Blue Jackets!
- I actually quit before I started.
- Insignificant boys will eventually disappear; someday.
- Why can't he like me back?
- Everyone has their own sob story.
- Still waiting for serendipitous fortunate accident.
- My weapon of choice is kindness.
- Lent you heart and was robbed.
- This isn't nothing, it is something!
- Lost my way, but found you.
- I ardently love men in uniform.
- Independent feminist bewitched by farm boy.
- First time speechless; after meeting you!
- Met farm boy; now love cows.
- Momentarily speechless: after he kissed her!
- I love you. Now kiss me!
- I'm going in honey; watch out!
- Catholic school girl, now outspoken politician.
- Glance into past to see future.
- The Truth Hurts
- Mr. Right, doesn't think I'm right.
- Save a plastic tree; recycle bags.
- Thanks God for mac and cheese.
- My best friends are; Carbo, Hydrate.
- Serendipity
- Somthing to talk about
- Story of my Life
- Typical Me
- We all hit the curb sometimes.
- Maverick; wearing white after Labor Day!
- Hopeless romantic seeks felicity with equal.
- Bewitching daydreams enchant me at work.
- Glass ceiling; prepare to be broken!
- Mom, Dad, Grandparents; epitomize my heroes.
- Jane Austen made me love reading!
- Political journalist in search of honesty.
- Not a stereotypical female hockey aficionado.
- Wannabe spy seeks independance and adventure.
- Graduated with honors, but without scholarships.
- Bought Batcave; still waiting for Batman.
- SOS; Mr. Darcy where are you?
