Rhetoric303
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Right when I start developing good eating habits someone brings me an irresistible cupcake.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
the beach, in my classroom, under the covers, etc...
In bed I like to read:
This is an invasive question.
My favorite story of all time is:
Yertle the Turtle
Right now, I'm reading:
This is box is too small to contain my answer.
Latest Memoir (of 17):
Perpetual war ensures the perpetual capitalism.
- Perpetual war ensures the perpetual capitalism.
- Remembering when green life meant munchies.
- Defense Department changing to Conquest Department.
- Why limit questions to only six?
- Why limit questions to only six?
- This tooth hurts more than promised.
- This tooth hurts more than promised.
- They learn more than they express.
- I wonder, do fish get thirsty?
- She knew exactly when to enter.
- The losing team's shirts go where?
- Filipinos sing when they say "Helllllloooooo.".
- Teaching is performed in public fishbowls.
- Never type with dog in lap.
- Chasing food trucks is a disease.
