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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
I think it would have something to do with a waiter and a bowl of soup with a fly in it.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Mostly textbooks these days.
In bed I like to read:
Science Fiction novels
My favorite story of all time is:
The Reluctant Hero (Like Ripley in Aliens)
Right now, I'm reading:
Right now? Uhhhh... this sentence.
Latest Memoir:
What does this button do? Uh-oh!
- What does this button do? Uh-oh!
- The government's bootstraps must be broke.
- The world is watching. Train wreck.
- I'm westcoast gawker turned NYC walker.
- Wrote thank you on my paychecks.
- Don't ask. Don't teach. Psychological segregation.
- Teabaggers steeping Americans in Big Oil.
- Left... Stuck in the middle ...Right.
- Tea Partiers turned bipartisan into tripartisan.
- Half my life now lived virtually.
- Screw these cliffhangers! Finish this chapter!
- Initiate countdown sequence... Release the Kraken!
- I even salted my baby food.
- None of my eggs ever hatched.
- Mom, thanks for reading to me.
