
PKELLY
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About me
What six words would I tell my teen self if I could go back in time?
Put down that beer and cigarette
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Showing up late to the game and burning bridges like their candles.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
NEW YORKER, ECONOMIST, WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS
In bed I like to read:
The #'s painted on the sheep I'm counting while sleeping.
My favorite story of all time is:
Favorite reality true life story: the wolf and bear at zoo that made friends as cubs and now are displayed in same terrarium and live together like best friend roommates.
Right now, I'm reading:
Text prompts, in the profile edit section of Smith Magazine "Tell Us More!" heading. Current prompt: 'Right now, I'm reading:'...
The song that encapsulates the soundtrack of my life is?
BORN in the USA. Boss.
If I could have one person read my writing on SMITH it would be?
Myself. Write for yourself but do it publicly so if it doesn't suck, someone else can tell you that. Otherwise, assume it sucks and be humble, loser.
Latest Memoir (of 47):
The world's not black and white.
- The world's not black and white.
- New family portrait. Alot more wrinkles.
- Self-deprecating, self-involved, self-loathing...but enough about me...
- Bumper sticker (tiny print): GOT INSURANCE?!
- She above, I below, clouds between.
- Coffee/cigarettes really make for great conversation.
- Paperwork: the bane of my existence.
- R I P M C A.
- Rather it be forgotten than forgiven.
- Digital photos less treasurable than prints.
- Glutton be sin, chocolate be offense.
- Movie theater solo...I'm not creepy.
- Jealous attendee of weddings and christenings.
- To bee hornet to bee. WASP.
- Lesson learned from mistakes? STOP MISTAKING.






