Latest Memoir:
Life, love proved disappointing. Refunds available?
- Life, love proved disappointing. Refunds available?
- Love's like communism. Tantalizing...Deceptive...Disastrous.
- Tears are futile. But continue, unceasingly.
- For undetectable torture, heartbreak beats waterboarding.
- Decade later, still cry myself asleep.
- Got a time machine I'd borrow?
- People require warning labels. Like cigarettes.
- Unemployed, brokenhearted, defeated.
Should've left Cleveland. - Unemployed, brokenhearted, defeated.
Should've left Cleveland.
