Onion
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Being underestimated because I'm a woman. The funniest is the old guy that said 'happy bra burning' as he left my shop, because he didn't trust me to weld his tractor.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
/in my bedroom.
In bed I like to read:
Fiction to relax from a long day, lying next to my soulmate.
My favorite story of all time is:
That one time......
Right now, I'm reading:
Faulkner.
Latest Memoir (of 28):
She wrecked her engagement 'ring' scooter.
- She wrecked her engagement 'ring' scooter.
- Raw diet changed me unexpectedly.
- I'm frustrated I didn't learn more.
- I'm trying. I'm trying. I swear.
- I can feel myself becoming jaded.
- Not having good self esteem month.
- You're the best wife I know.
- Movie industry will steal and save.
- Too tired to write. Sleep.
- I love our life together.
- Going raw far a month: Excited!
- New Years Day: Lazy, Friends, Perfect.
- One goal every month: with you.
- New car doesn't equal social status.
- Friends will find you.
