Member since July, 2008
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If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
You. You're a bitter disappointment to me and you always will be. Unless you somehow get transmuted into gold.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
supermarket checkout aisles.
In bed I like to read:
with the lights on.
My favorite story of all time is:
the one they'll tell at my 80th birthday party
Right now, I'm reading:
a million things