About Melissa_Appleby
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Either my innate ability to attract people of the same sex or the fact that I am a free therapist for anyone I've ever met.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
urbis.com
My favorite story of all time is:
Once upon a time...
My Favorite Stories
- Life's not fair, deal with it.
- Better than yesterday. Worse than tomorrow.
- Suicidal until death called my bluff.
By Thinmint in Six-Word Memoirs
- I envy people with legitimate hardships.
By dana_marie in Six-Word Memoirs
- Handicapped by lifetime of low expectations.
My Stories
- Life isn't often synonymous with simplicity
- One day I'll stop traffic too.
- Should have packed a soccer ball.
- My parents have a benchmark boyfriend.
- My life is an indie movie.
- $19.95 Xmas present. Not well spent.
- Always a groupie, never a rockstar.
- Emoticons killed all my creative language.
- You remind me of my father
- Is it hypocritical to hate hypocrites?
- Plucking awkward chords in erroneous symphony.
- Your embrace is always so uninviting.
- She had an utterly unceremonious ceremony.
- I'm still looking for some clarity.
- Some boys make much better girls!
- It's never easy being Miss Independent.
- I became the stereotype I hated.
- Everyone likes the fake me better.
- Take more pictures. Read more stories.
- Self assurance is just a phase.
- Lack of SMS grammar is irritating.
- Scars everywhere. I love my sport.
- I'd much rather stomp on eggshells.
- Me - Literate. Him - Illiterate.
- I even love your 3inch sock-tan.
- BAD sex exists. I'm having it.
- I wish you could read this.
- Feeling alone never felt so good.
- You have to make the change.
- Shouldn't have taught you about feelings.
- Found the male version of me.
- Cut my hair. Changed my life.
- Ruined his engagement. Now they're married.
- An Unceremonious Ceremony
- I'm a social vaccuum for scum.
- One day I will be somebody.
- B R O K E N.
- There's not always signs to follow.
- Religion promotes peace but causes war.
- Parenting my parents from age twelve.
- Quitters never win. They change sports.
- Society's a jigsaw. Fit yourself in.
- Sorry I am not your therapist.
- Smthngs Mssng. Oh just the vowels!
- Always the salad. Never the steak.
- I photoshopped out your worst features
- Mum's cooking always managed to disappoint!
- I've given up on you already.
- Life's too short for six words.
- I love you, but only sometimes.
- Your pillar of reliance is crumbling.
- We're incompatible. What was I thinking?
- Love: A temporary state of insanity.
- One last drink. One too many.
- Convenience is not conducive to longetivity.
- We're not on the same chapter.
- Mum: Chicken nuggets shouldn't be black!
- Mum's cooking always managed to disappoint!
- I think I settled for mediocrity.
- Looking for something that doesn't exist.
- Always leaned on. Never a leaner.
