About MeGo_Melissa_Gould
My favorite story of all time is:
Harriet the Spy.
Right now, I'm reading:
The riot act.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Mount Holyoke and Wellesley.
In bed I like to read:
Subtitles.
My Stories
- The Bug and I
- Cattle herd eaten by age 17.
- Robert Moses was right. About omelets.
- Like sex, depends on who's cooking.
- Food like sex: depends on chef.
- Maybe some pots have no lids.
- Not a cartoon character but close.
- J****, M*******, T****, C********, M***, A*****.
- He Has His Father's Eyes...
- Don't let this ruffle your feathers.
- Sorry, I'm not a pet person.
- Polly, you've eaten your last cracker.
- Lost eye. Acts out with violence.
- I'm Ruby. You're Lee Harvey Oswald.
- Home entertainment center before the Internet
- b_The bird was a fashion victim.
- a_His capri pants needed feathered edges.
- i OY when i should OM.
- Right now I should be writing.
- Shutup or the dog gets it!
- Target practice at Pee-Wee Taxidermy School
- Save energy. Never leave your bed.
- Two scrambled eggs: dry, well done.
- I dress in layers: a sandwich.
- I re-use plastic chopsticks at home.
- I make creative use of leftovers.
- Did your food have a face?
- I really must learn to knit.
- I make all my own clothing.
- I Stepped on Yoko's Toe
- Not a fan of air conditioning.
- In the Clouds with a Star, Almost...
- Members Only.
- Save water. Shower with a friend.
- Are lemons on sale? Make lemonade!
- I've reduced my life to shreds.
- The Welcoming Committee Performance Piece
- I find art in the street.
- Junk mail envelopes for shopping lists.
- I never let the water run.
- Find new uses for old things.
- I use lights only when necessary.
- A shopping basket, like in Europe.
- I pack compactly when I travel.
- I use a refillable water container.
- I walk all over the place.
- Eat nothing that had a mother.
- I always bring my own bag.
- I have a bag for bags.
- Sometimes I even hug a tree.
- I turn old socks into monkeys.
- I wear socks until they die.
- Blue-bagged the life of the party.
- Timothy Leary, Condom Huntress Escort Extraordinaire
- Should have gone to Sarah Lawrence.
