
Maya_Stein
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About me
If you were to throw up your hands in exasperation and yell "it's the story of my life," what would you be talking about?
Straight A student hesitant to rebel.
Besides SMITH, I read stories at:
Narrative, the New Yorker, Sun Magazine
In bed I like to read:
novels, 10 pages at a time
My favorite story of all time is:
I loved anything by Judy Blume.
Right now, I'm reading:
Chuck Palahniuk's Choke (crazy but good)
Latest Memoir (of 20):
Shabbos goy: Such a hard worker!
- Shabbos goy: Such a hard worker!
- Shabbos goy: Such a hard worker!
- The Manischewitz made me do it.
- Possible allergic reaction to mother's house.
- Middle child syndrome: needs copious attention.
- Love her; her fridge scares me.
- Bad perm forever imprinted on brain.
- Downstairs: Toddler; Upstairs: Loud Lesbian Sex
- Listen to your body. It knows.
- To compost even the nastiest leftovers.
- From here on out, decaf lattes.
- Do not mistake hardship for opportunity.
- We shouldn't have kissed. Now what?
- Age before beauty, he said. Whatever.
- Between mistress and girlfriend, hazy territory.






