- 23 cigarrettes alcohol, 33 coffee xanax.
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- Too young to feel this old.
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- Breakfast for Christmas bonus? Career change.
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- Breakfast for Christmas bonus? Career change.
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- This year, i will tell mom.
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- Facebook down, guess I'll work now.
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- Siestas sound great. Move to Spain?
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- New lame boyfriend. why bother switching?
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- Want a taco, and some answers.
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- If McCain wins, moving to Canada.
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- Shacking up better work, love apartment.
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- Cool Kids, Grateful Dead, party shuffle.
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- Need to pee, and change career.
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- How long must you haunt me?
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- 9,000,000,000,000 in debt. Thanks, Baby Boomers!
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