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• lemon ice cream from yellow snow

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• Sending holiday cards to facebook friends.

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• Got a stocking filled with nasty.

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• He hit me out of love.

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• His farts stink up my life.

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• It can't really be this hard.

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• Said I forgive, but really didn't.

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• I'm a genius at being stupid.

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• Missing the boat makes strong swimmers.

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• Obama invited me over to dinner.

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• Wears holey underwear to spite Mom.

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• Sometimes, it's okay to be sad.

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• Wrapping festive gifts with rejection letters.

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• True love: chewing his chewed gum.

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• Got stuck with Voodoo doll pin.

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• Spicy characters, juicy plot, Peptobismol ending.

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• Tuesday afternoons are waiting for disasters.

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• Wearing tennis shoes on black Friday.

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• He tickles all my mistletoes.

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• Keep the turkey. Give me stuffing!

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• The outlaw at the inlaw's table.

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• I'm not talking about Adam's performance.

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• Store bought pies with homemade love.

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• Kiss me like you mean it.

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• Stuffing turkey with nanowrimo and sage.

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• My vampire had severe bad breath.

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• Have a self loathing patent pending.

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• Waiting patienly for break up song.

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• Met in line for H1N1 vaccine.

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• Dry turkey, alcohol, dysfunction, Happy Thanksgiving!

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• Not celebrating another credit card Christmas.

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• My snowman has a spring heart.

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• Forget the ring, I'll take cash.

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• I need a tree with presents.

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• I'm going with Jesus this weekend.

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• Butterflies flew away with my dreams.

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• I don't want to lie but...

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• there's nothing left but write

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• Showing off all my fat today.

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• Sirens blaring. Child not home yet.

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• All my secrets posted on facebook.

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• You, me, and some hot oil.

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• Lets take the long way home.

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• Too much New Moon gets old.

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• Some memories too painful to remember.

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• Writing perfect words for your love.

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• Keeping all my chins up.

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• Tell her she talks too much.

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• I need one more first kiss.

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• Will I know when I'm old?

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• Keep a light on for me.

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• Overpowering urge to run through puddles.

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• Hey, God, how you doin' today?

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• Today's list: buy bullets, load gun.

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• Fantasy dumped me for reality show.

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• Computer crashed, and so did I.

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• I'm a living Diet Pepsi commercial.

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• Hanging on to Earth by fingernails.

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• Crawling back between the sheets today.

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• Too sick to go to doctor.

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• It's a miracle, computer fixed itself.

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• Waiting for death can be excruciating.

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• Went to the bathroom, missed prince.

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• Saved my life to a flashdrive.

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• Second husband doesn't love first children.

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• Planning on making the same mistake.

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• Staying in bed all day tomorrow.

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• What will happen in next chapter?

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• Worse than test, waiting for results.

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• Vista not good at mind reading.

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• Hands slipping from rope of life.

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• Don't need liquor to get dizzy.

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• Kris Kardashian, Adam Lambert, same person?

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• Tequila sunrise sizzled into sangria sunset.

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• That was my heart you stole.

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• Held one until my head exploded.

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• Old enough to remember Michael normal.

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• Lyrics stuck between cracks in heart.

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• Created chaos, sucked energy, then left.

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• Living life in the third person.

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• Will I really hold him again?

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• Money would buy less stressful dreams.

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• Counting words, deleting chapters, needs edits.

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• Wanted more than I could give.

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• Agents clamoring for my short story.

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• Doctor is wrong. I'm not okay.

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• 80's hair, 70's clothes, 60's music.

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• Put me on hold for eternity.

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• Broken arm healed quicker than heart.

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• Burning rubber on Walmart's motorized scooter-cart.

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• Tarot cards say he loves me.

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• Rake a big pile, then jump!

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• Writing books no one will read.

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• She trusted everyone but herself.

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• My ex is a non-sexy vampire.

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• Saturday nights: popcorn, movie, snuggle, you.

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• He smelled like tuna on rye.

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• His music makes my ears unhappy.

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• I bet Jesus is laughing too.

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• Giving up is not an option.

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• It isn't funny the second time.

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• You're the reason I lock doors.

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• Uuuhh, number one with a diet.

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• Like an idiot, I went out.

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• Winner of Six-Word Nobel Peace Prize.

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• Why didn't he just kill himself?

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• He came back as my dog.

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• A big one would be good.

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• Only invited Facebook friends to wedding.

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• She's my inspiration for humming melodies.

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• His sweet kisses tasted like Splenda.

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• You pack. I'll build a spaceship.

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• Didn't die. I'm still here, right?

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• He's not home. I'm really alone.

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• I have to have some purpose.

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• I'm surprised to see the sunrise.

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• On hold two hours then disconnected.

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• I'll take any answer you give.

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• Loved my dog not my husband.

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• Not all portholes are plugged in.

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• Hell is located in Internet Support.

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• Age narrows minds and widespreads butts.

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• Children, dogs, and flowers edit life.

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• My parents were fucking religious alcoholics.

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• Beagle's soul pitted against bull head.

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• Beagle's soul pitted against bull head.

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• What's the point of fat-free mayo?

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• She lived a perfect blonde life.

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• I have been referenced as obscure.

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• Facebook deprived me of vitamin d.

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• Cleaning painfull memories embedded in mattress.

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• I can't get past painful memories.

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• Rescued from Purgatory. Sent to Limbo.

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• Two missing periods defined my life.

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• Gave my disease to the healer.

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• Afraid to drive over bridge. Swam.

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• Small minds develope into dangerous ideas.

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• Too hungry to watch Food Network.

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• Sunshine overshadowed by her son's grave.

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• Wicked preacher lied about healing me.

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• I can't make friends on facebook.

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• The universe refused to answer me.

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• I still want to be something.

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• New boyfriend tastes so much better.

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• Proud member of Sleep in Society.

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• Be truthful. Do you google yourself?

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• I know I'm going to survive.

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• Not above showing you my puppies.

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• Overdraft from the bank of love.

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• You want to borrow how much?

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• I can only fuck so many.

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• It's one I can't show anyone.

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• It was all just a lie.

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• Getting famous six-words at a time.

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• All she talked about was herself.

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• I want you to be me.

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• Reality is about living, not watching.

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• I look nothing like I sound.

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• There's no future in being pyschic.

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• My life is missing an apostrophe.

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• Hold on, we're going down hills.

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• He peed all over my christmas.

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• Dressing up as the remote control.

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• I'm hiding inside of that book.

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• I caught him driving her car.

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• Plays the lead in my fantasy.

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• The best year, the best boyfriend.

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• Waiting for Oprah to call me.

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• Won one free ticket -- whooppie!

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• Flying monkeys win over chain saws.

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• Scariest movie: The Wizzard of Oz.

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• Give me those shoes, my pretty!

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• During the night, puppy rehabbed house.

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• Packin' my heaven in his crotch.

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• Too many sick people in church.

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• Don't ever say, "This Is It."

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• Sometimes pretending to be brave works.

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• Thursdays are filled with new hope.

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• No time for long boring stories.

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• Failure notice not so bad anymore.

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• Where'd I put the lottery ticket?

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• Who was I saving it for?

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• There's a dead man buried there.

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• But, it's not what I ordered.

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• Her eyes checked an invisible calendar.

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• The man who molested me died.

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• I only ate the nutty ones.

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• Next time, you wear the handcuffs.

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• Next time, you wear the handcuffs.

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• I wonder if I've suffered enough.

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• Donny and Marie are one person.

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• Who would name their kid Dick?

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• Sentenced to three years on facebook.

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• Took the holy from my soul.

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• Can I hibernate until after Christmas?

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• I'll never be your middle man.

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• Logout. Step away from the computer.

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• It is important! It is chocolate!

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• Login refresh logout delete your life.

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• Don't tell me what I'm feeling.

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• Glenn Beck's voice gives me hives.

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• Wore last pair of good underwear.

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• Climbed into the wallpaper and hid.

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• One teaspoon of arsenic per ex-husband.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I should be cooking his dinner.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My boss is a petty person.

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• He's my life's most bitter apple.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The sequel released after she died.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Squirrels playing walnut bowling in attic.

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• His silly looking ears are ticklish.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Moved into big house. Lost family.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Awakened by distant train passing through.

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• Grandchildren flutter into hearts like butterflies.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My novel needs 4,9994 more words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Unloved: no emails in my inbox.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Put away the fireworks, it's Christmas.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I pray there's sleep inside Ambien.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It's official, I have eaten everything.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It's official, I have eaten everything.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Sweet dreams have all been used.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Ate carrots until I went blind.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Gave lottery gift, and he won.

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• Going to Internet University on scholarship.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Forward or burn in Hell forever.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• God is very busy sorting e-mail.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Went to Hell. Didn't forward e-mail.

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• It's true, I got and e-mail.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Your suicide killed your mom's happiness.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I've heard all of this before.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• How do moms bury their children?

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• When I awake, don't be dead.

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• Jake, why did you hang yourself?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Suicide clusters shattered the town's hearts.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• His best part was his wallet.

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• Never won first place, mostly third.

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• I wonder what Jesus would say.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Lost keys to the love shack.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I'd rather eat cake than him.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He shot his wad on me.

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• I still want to want him.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wore strawberry lipstick with salty tears.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My heart stopped burning. Took Pepcid.

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• All kisses received. None to come..

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He's even smaller than his penis.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• We refreshed our relationship on facebook.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• You promised, but it didn't happen.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Stop playing our song. Play commercials!

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• I dream without him every night.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• You Tube doesn't mean toothpaste anymore.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• How do we live without him?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Breathe deep. It maybe your last.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why is it so hard? Why?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Why did you pee on me?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Don't tell me over the phone.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• There are tears in my soup.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Can you find the secret message?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• His short life brought long pain.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Fall blew summer into warm memories.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Don't tell me, it's your problem.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I slept through the best years.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Is the love train coming back?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Hey, give me back my six-words.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She left everything for a whim-fuck.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Serving swine flu in pandemic proportions.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Who reads these? For real money?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Who reads these? For real money?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• He barks just like a sissy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• If you want, I'll bite you.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Turned into werewolf became family pet.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• People like me because I lie.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Got a master's degree from facebook.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Swallowed word on tip of tongue.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• One puppy. Six fleas. He's mine.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• This is it? You're kidding me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Suicide is nothing to die for.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Score: Myasthenia Gravis 464 MaryAnn 0

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I know, but it paid well.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Was that your boyfriend with her?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Puppy chewed up everything including heart.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• His suicide took away my life.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Is there dying with this puking?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I had it worse than you.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• This is more addicting than bejeweled!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I said, I'll do it tomorrow!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My dog looks just like himself.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• His underarm smell stained my life.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Can I be in your story?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My disco stick ride is over.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No one else will publish me.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Big car, little dick, I pass.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Let's go camping or get married.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Second marriage, he didn't show up.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• My novel doesn't have an ending.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• If I were a word: remission.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Me remission. Me remission. I said!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The true meaning of religion? Control.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• So, what was last year's pandemic?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• The full moon disolved into daylight.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Want to live like Adam sings.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I think better in the dark.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Who's the boss, me or you?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• No one ever called me back.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Many tears dripped onto these pages.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• At twilight, God finger paints skies.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Suck my dick, not my energy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Was a model. Now a porkchop.

  In Six Words on The Food Life

• Can't. My father pinched my nipples.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Todays list: cook, clean, fuck, vomit.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Only allowed one orgasm per session.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• One wedding. Twenty years. Never loved.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Show me one happily married couple.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• He left behind a salty taste.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Don't call me "Mommy" in bed.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• You can't glue a shattered heart.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Too ugly even for blind man.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• My mouth. His DNA. No love.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Filing for divorce from ex, again.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• They called me MISS Preg Nancy.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• First love. Bad divorse. Permanent tatoo.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• First pregnancy married. Second pregnacy divorced.

  In Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak

• Car windows open. Ate Mexican food.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Held fart till my head exploded.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Seen everything, even a UFO.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Good thing I wore a diaper.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Grandma, there's cheese on your cane.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Neighbor set trashcans on my driveway.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• She had a coupon for water!

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Hang nails, death, Christmas, and you.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Gas so high. House so cold.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• You are the hope. Dream America!

  In Six Words for America

• Gun loaded. Hips strapped. Balls blasting.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Bees sperm honey goo and children.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• John Travolta is my sister's mother.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Toilet paper is a royal wrap.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Head wouldn't fit in the MRI.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Only wrote six words all day.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• A dog barking in the alley.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• I remember when I could see.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• How many boys did you kiss?

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Eye for cake...tummy for elastic.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• THE RULES: no blood...no Band-Aids.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Wetting my pants...embarrassing...relief...priceless.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• It looks clean in the dark.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Need a divorce from ex husband.

  In Six-Word Memoirs

• Mom, they can't help me anymore.

  In Six-Word Memoirs